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Excuse me, excuse me.
Coming out. Excuse me.
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Ooh. Ah--
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- I think you've hooked something.
- Really!
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Sorry, lady.
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- Good mornin', Joe.
- Good morning, Mr. Bolton.
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Your horse get a flat
on the parkway?
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Uh, got left
at the tollgate.
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The wife and the kids said thanks
for the tickets to the Aspercel broadcast.
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- Glad they liked it.
- They didn’t...
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but the wife said
say thanks anyway.
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Sixth floor! Tallyho!
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Good morning, Mr. Bolton.
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Good morning, Alice.
Has the day's hysteria started?
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Yes, sir. Mr. Tomes said, "Are you here?"
Mr. Pfeiffer sent up the layouts.
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Mr. Willis didn't come in
on account of poison ivy.
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- And the meeting has been moved up to 15.
- N-ni-- Holy smoke.
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- Oh, Mr. Bolton!
- Yeah?
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- Mr. Bolton!
- What?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Alice.
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- Good morning, Fred.
- Oh, hi.
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Let me be the first to
give you the good news:
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Mr. Dugan is coming
to your meeting.
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Dugan?
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Thomas Fitzpatrick
"Eat 'em alive" Dugan...
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chairman of the board
of Allied Drug and Food.
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- Mr. Aspercel himself.
- I'm dead.
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- I know, but we're all behind you, my boy.
- It's a good place to be.
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I wish
I were there myself.
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Good morning, Catherine.
Dugan's coming to the meeting.
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I know. The staff's inside
having a nervous breakdown.
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Yeah, yeah, so am I.
What time is it?
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9:07. I've already sent
the material upstairs. Bless you.
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This saddle's been making me sneeze
all the way from Westhill.
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- Did you take your antihistamine?
- Yeah, I've taken seven.
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Have a messenger
pick this thing up, take it to the--
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Oh, Brockenhurst Saddle Shop
on 48th Street.
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"Have seam stitched."
Your daughter phoned.
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She said, "Daddy would be sure
to get everything all mixed up."
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Mmm, that's a smart kid.
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- Can you imagine Dugan?
- Didn't he give you any warning?
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No. Don't I get any mail
but bills? This guy can wait.
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Pay half of that.
Polite stall letter on that one.
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S.J. Clemens Riding Academy.
Didn't I pay this once?
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No, sir, but you did
shove it aside several times.
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Catherine, I spoil Helen,
don't I?
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- Yes, sir.
- Yeah.
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That's what comes of being
mother and father at the same time.
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I spoil her double.
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Good morning.
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Fred, what are you gonna do?
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All right, Howie, you
don't have the layouts.
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- All right, now everybody relax.
- ♪ Ta-da ♪
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- Pete, I know that you don't have--
- ♪ Ta-da ♪
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Charlie, what is that?
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Kinda leaves you a little
breathless at first, huh?
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I said you could suggest
something like this in a drawing.
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I have a drawing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
I think three-dimensional.
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A drawing couldn't even
possibly convey the impact.
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Charlie, I--
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But I've been working on it
for weeks just to surprise ya.
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On my own time: nights,
lunches, coffee breaks.
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My drawing's in color.
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Look, Charlie, take this thing back,
put it in its space capsule.
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You've got to see him
work. You put the pill in here--
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Nine hundred dollars!
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Oh, we can turn 'em out
cheaper than that.
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Catherine, am I
reading this right?
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- Here's the address.
- Nine hundred dollars?
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- That's right.
- For riding lessons?
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Freddie, please, don’t knock my
little man until you see him in action.
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How can anybody owe $900
for riding lessons?
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You gotta see how he works.
Mimsey, get me a pill.
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Who is SJ. Clemens anyway?
I'll have him run in for extortion.
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Freddie, just watch
this. This'll really grab ya.
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Charlie, take this monster--
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Yes, Gladys, I'll tell him.
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It's upstairs.
Mr. Dugan is in the conference room.
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Let's go.
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Freddie?
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Okay, Charlie, bring
your friend. It's too late now.
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Mimsey, the pills.
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Catherine, if anybody calls,
you know where to locate the body.
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Gladys, they're on their way.
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Charlie, the next time
I leave you alone with an idea--
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But, Freddie, you haven't even
given my little man a chance.
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He'll steal your heart away.
Mimsey, the pills.
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Sixth floor.
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The big pills. They're just like
the little pills, only they're bigger.
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Mimsey. Come on, Mimsey.
Get in the elevator, honey.
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Excuse me, folks. Freddie,
wait'll you see my little man work.
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Hey, Mr. Bolton.
I see you got yourself a jockey.
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What happened to
the rest of him?
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He, uh, just couldn't
pull himself together, Joe.
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- Come on, Mimsey. Get the pill.
- I'm trying.
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- Seventh floor.
- Oh, out. Out, please.
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Oh, is this ten?
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No, ma'am, seven.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I’m sorry.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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I've got it!
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Good. Now when I tell ya
to give him the pill, give him the pill.
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- You ready?
- Ready.
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- He's got a short circuit.
- No, that's just a gimmick, Freddie.
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We start out with an inflamed,
sensitive stomach...
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like the guy had an overdose
of salami or somethin'.
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And what happens?
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The minute the stomach gives out
the alarm, old Aspercel goes to work.
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- Ten. Out.
- Give him the pill.
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Watch this. Old speedy Aspercel
races down the old esophagus...
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hits the old alimentary canal
and zoink.
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- Zoink, what?
- Zoink, it's stuck.
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- Out.
- Ten?
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- Twelve.
- Never mind. I'll get out anyway.
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- I think I'm in the wrong building.
- Zoink!
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Instant-- Instant--
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♪ Aspercel, Aspercel
When you're sick it'll make you well ♪
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- Instant relief.
- Ahh!
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So this is it?
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This is the whole campaign,
the complete Harry Tomes package?
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- That's it, Tom, and in my opinion--
- Uh-huh.
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Anybody got an Aspercel?
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Harry, Aspercel's been a pretty good
client over the past 15 years, hasn't it?
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- Our best, Tom.
- You go along with that, Fred?
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Uh, yes, sir.
I certainly do.
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And we've worked pretty well
together over the years, haven’t we?
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- I think we have, Tom.
- Right, Fred?
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Uh, yes, sir,
that's right.
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Then why are you people
trying to hand me...
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this imbecilic, half-baked,
old-hat gimmicked-up campaign...
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that wouldn't even sell
life preservers in a shipwreck?
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Where's the imagination
around this place?
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Tom, may I say--
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Why, this stuff wouldn't even
keep the clients that we've got.
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I want new markets.
I wanna move up in class.
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- Tom, may I say--
- Harry, get me the jet set.
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I want you to come up
with an idea...
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that will give sour stomachs
class and dignity.
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Hey, I got a great idea
there, Mr. Dugan. Class.
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We could take my little man,
put a tuxedo on him, a high silk hat and--
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- How's the family?
- Tom, may I say--
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Harry, I wanna brainstorm.
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I want something
that will give us the "in" crowd.
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I want to make them wish
that they had excess acidity...
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just so they
could take Aspercel.
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- Torn!
- Harry, that idea...
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is lurking at the bottom
of somebody's tired skull.
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I am giving you people
just 24 hours to dredge it up.
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- Tom, may I say--
- Harry, don't say anything.
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Just start thinking.
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♪ Aspercel, when you're sick
it'll make you well, Aspercel ♪
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♪ When you're sick it'll make you well
Aspercel ♪
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♪ When you’re sick
it'll make you well ♪
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Twenty-four hours,
Harry.
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Twenty-four hours, Fred.
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Twenty-four hours.
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Judy Gardner!
Heels down, Judy!
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Barnaby, sit tall!
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Work with your horse,
not against him.
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Pick him up, Jana.
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Helen. Helen Bolton,
will you ride with Jana and show her?
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Remember: if you wanna learn
how to go over fences...
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first you've got to learn
how to ride.
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Very good!
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Okay, that's enough
for today, kids.
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Now those of you who are
putting your horses away...
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be sure that
the stalls are closed.
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Barnaby, let me see
your horse for a minute.
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- Go ahead. Ask Suzie.
- About fathers?
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Why not?
She had one, didn't she?
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Tomorrow we'll try a different bit.
He's not happy with this one.
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Suzie.
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- Suzie what?
- Well, it's that big problem again.
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I know. Helen wants
a horse of her own
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more than anything
in the whole wide world.
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Well, she should have one.
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You said yourself
she's the best rider in the class.
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And all I said was, "She ought to try
the favorite father treatment."
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I couldn't, Judy.
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And just what is this
favorite father treatment?
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It's simple.
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All you do is
put a rose at his dinner plate...
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bring him a cold martini
and say...
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"Daddy, tell me every single thing
that happened at the office today."
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Then what?
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Then he says,
"Let's talk about something else."
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So you talk to him
about buying you a horse.
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I couldn't do
all that stuff.
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Why not,
for pete's sake?
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My father and I
understand each other.
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Judy, I think this is something
that Helen should decide for herself.
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Come on, boy.
Come on.
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There's Daddy!
What’s he doing here?
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Wait a minute, Suzie.
I want you to meet my father.
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Talk to him. Talk to him!
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Daddy!
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- Oh, hi, hi.
- What are you doing here?
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Daddy, you're not getting
allergic to me, are you?
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00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:04,526
Those clothes, honey.
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- Did you bring your antihistamine?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Where's the office?
- Right there.
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- Oh.
- I wish you had told me you were coming.
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The class just finished, and
I've been dying to have you see me ride.
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Honey, I wanna see you ride. I really do,
but I've got a briefcase full of homework.
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I just came by
to deliver this saddle...
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and to tell SJ. Clemens
the rules on highway robbery.
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I’m Miss Clemens.
May I help you?
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How do you do, Miss Clemens?
Where's your father?
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My father?
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S.J. Clemens, the owner
of this pirate's den.
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I’m SJ. Clemens.
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Suzie, this is Daddy.
Daddy, this is Suzie.
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You know, the one
I'm always talking about?
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How do you do, Mr. Bolton?
Now, about this pirate's den.
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I assume you're objecting to
the charges on your statement.
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I think I'll go put this saddle
in the tack room.
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00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,118
You sure
you're S.J. Clemens?
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If you refer to the statement,
Mr. Bolton...
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you'll see there's an unpaid balance
for the past seven months.
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No way to run a business,
Miss Clemens.
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00:14:10,902 --> 00:14:13,276
You should've gotten a hold of me
personally and chewed my head off.
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I intended to. Most parents come down here
occasionally to see their children ride.
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I can't even see my child in
jodhpurs without sneezing.
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I'll draw up a detailed statement
and send it to you.
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In the meantime,
I've got work to do.
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Miss Clemens!
Miss Clemens, wait a moment!
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Look, I apologize.
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I had a miserable day
in the city...
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and I took it out
on the first available person.
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- I shouldn't have blasted off that way.
- That's quite all right.
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We get used to tantrums
dealing with children all day.
232
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Well, you finally
met Suzie.
233
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Yes, yes.
Finally met Suzie.
234
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,609
- Daddy?
- Yeah.
235
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,945
Uh, Daddy, we've always had
the kind of relationship where...
236
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,848
if one of us wants to ask something,
we just go right ahead and ask.
237
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,850
- Right?
- Right.
238
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,353
- Well, what I wanna ask--
- Uh-huh.
239
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,189
Uh, what I want
to ask you is--
240
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,760
Yes?
241
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:20,783
Uh, how did things
go at the office today?
242
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,365
What?
243
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:26,541
Or, would you rather have
a cold martini first?
244
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:31,394
Honey, I'd rather have
a cold martini period. Slide in.
245
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:41,189
In the best of families.
In the, uh--
246
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,819
All things being considered,
I like Aspercel because...
247
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:48,347
it's status, upper crust,
carriage trade, money in the bank.
248
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,993
It's a traditional, uh--
249
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:54,829
I-in the best--
In the best of families--
250
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,005
In the best of families,
its a..
251
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family tradition.
252
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,664
♪ Aspercel ♪
253
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,925
For relief.
254
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,069
Herbie, we just might have
something here. Let's see.
255
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,717
In the best of families,
it's a family tradition... Aspercel...
256
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,144
for relief.
257
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:40,075
Aunt Martha, you think I should bring
him another martini with a rose this time?
258
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,712
I think it's a little too late
for that, dear.
259
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,331
What's he doing in there?
He's been there ever since dinner.
260
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:51,501
He's creating...
something about sour stomachs.
261
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,001
Carry Aspercel.
I'm getting punchy, Herbie.
262
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,176
Hey, bury it deep, huh?
263
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,662
Okay, Aunt Martha...
264
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,897
you can stop lurking about
out there with Helen.
265
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:06,551
Whatever it is, hit me with it now
while I'm weak and helpless.
266
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,804
- Oh, we weren't lurking, dear.
- Mm-hmm.
267
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:12,140
We were merely
waiting patiently.
268
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,642
What is it you'd like to buy
that we can't possibly afford?
269
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,144
- Oh, well--
- Well, dear--
270
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,447
No, Aunt Martha, I'll tell him.
After all, it's my problem.
271
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,201
- Daddy, I want--
- No, dear, I said I'd tell him.
272
00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:22,225
If you tell him--
273
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,152
I'm sure it would
be better if I told him.
274
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,988
Well, somebody tell me, okay?
I mean, flip a coin.
275
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,151
I've got to get back
to work some time tonight.
276
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,911
- Daddy.
- Mmm?
277
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,432
Daddy, I want a horse
of my own
278
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,034
more than anything I've ever
wanted in the whole world.
279
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,745
Suzie says, if I had a horse of my own,
it would give me confidence...
280
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:47,142
and I'd be in the ribbons
at the really big shows.
281
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:51,501
- And--
- And, uh, how much will it cost me?
282
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:55,350
- Well--
- Hundred dollars?
283
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,945
- Well, dear.
- Two hundred dollars?
284
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,456
Close to 2,000...
285
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,958
for a good one.
286
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:08,226
Two-- Two thousand...
dollars!
287
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,872
Do you... have...
288
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:21,142
any idea... how thin
the financial ice is around this place?
289
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:24,295
I mean, I mean, a few items,
like, the mortgage and two cars...
290
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:29,190
and a private school and $900
for riding lessons and now you're--
291
00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:31,836
Freddie, we've been
skating on thin ice for years.
292
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,755
Well, we're about to get wet.
293
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,760
- Well, suppose we do this--
- No, Aunt Martha, Daddy's right.
294
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,061
We can't afford a horse.
295
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:43,303
I was silly to ask. I never should have
brought up such a foolish thing.
296
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,924
I'm sorry, Daddy.
Really, I am.
297
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:58,018
- She really wants that horse, doesn't she?
- Yes, dear.
298
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,420
Two thousand dollars.
299
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,790
Is she really that good?
300
00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:09,404
Why, she's the best
in her class, Freddie.
301
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,113
First place,
junior equitation.
302
00:19:14,138 --> 00:19:17,098
And if she had her own horse,
she could graduate to hunters.
303
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,518
Uh, they jump over
fences and things, dear.
304
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,871
For $2,000,
I'll jump a few fences myself.
305
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,121
Now, Freddie.
306
00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:26,875
I don't know why she's so
steamed up about a horse anyway.
307
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,078
A boy, I could understand. Now, if she
had a boy problem, I could help her.
308
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,080
Oh, Fred.
309
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,846
She has got a boy problem.
310
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,187
- She what?
- She's terrified of boys.
311
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,906
She thinks
she's homely.
312
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,359
Homely?
313
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,628
Helen thinks
she's homely.
314
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,730
But, Aunt Martha,
she is a beautiful girl.
315
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,531
Oh, yes, Fred. I know this,
and you know this, but Helen doesn't.
316
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,237
Oh, try to understand.
It's just part of growing up.
317
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,573
You see, that's why
her riding is so important.
318
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:02,545
It gives her poise,
a sense of accomplishment.
319
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,863
Homely.
320
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:10,029
Well, I'll try to figure
something out.
321
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,487
- I knew you would, Freddie.
- Yeah.
322
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,489
I knew it.
323
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,492
Now, do you want me
to clean up this mess?
324
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:21,225
Aunt Martha,
this mess is what's left of my career.
325
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,165
No, no, just go on to bed
and let me pull the temple...
326
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,988
- down around my own shoulders, all right?
- Oh.
327
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,806
Would you like a glass
of warm milk?
328
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,515
Wouldn't help.
Good night, Aunt Martha.
329
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,582
Good night, Fred Bolton.
330
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:43,184
Good night,
Aspercel account.
331
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,779
Good night, Tom Dugan.
Good night, everything.
332
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,933
Aspercel, Aspercel,
when you're sick, it makes you well.
333
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,636
When you're dead,
you're dead.
334
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,167
That's--
335
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,752
A gimmick!
336
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:09,549
A gimmick, a gimmick, a gimmick.
My kingdom for a gimmick.
337
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,053
A horse!
338
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:22,056
Herbie! Herbie, hey,
bring that back here.
339
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,775
Hey, Herbie!
340
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:34,068
Herbie, this could be it,
the gimmick.
341
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,070
And it's a double play:
342
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:40,156
a horse for Helen, high society for Dugan.
343
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,945
Now if we want
the class market...
344
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,893
we've got to make Aspercel
the "in" pill from Bar Harbor to Biarritz.
345
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,518
We've got to give our product
social acceptance, a new image.
346
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:54,228
What we want, Mr. Dugan, is to have the
name Aspercel associated with high society.
347
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,010
We wanna do that in such a way
that the general public
348
00:21:57,034 --> 00:21:58,593
is not aware
that it's happening.
349
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,596
That means we go
the subliminal r--
350
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,132
And where do we begin
this campaign of ours, Mr. Dugan?
351
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,456
Where society's social season
begins: at the horse show.
352
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,645
I said, at the horse show!
Show.
353
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,575
What we do, we shoot
for free publicity...
354
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,556
at horse shows
all over the country.
355
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:21,049
Picture a beautiful young girl
on a fabulous horse.
356
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,551
Everywhere they appear,
the eyes of the social world...
357
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,553
are on that girl
and that horse.
358
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,723
Their picture is on the fashion page.
They're in the best magazines.
359
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,125
The class trade
is captured.
360
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:34,619
And what is the name of that
fabulous horse? "Aspercel," Mr. Dugan.
361
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,232
That horse's name
is Aspercel!
362
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:41,590
- What do you think of it, Mr. Dugan?
- I like it.
363
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,822
You like it?
364
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,776
Yes, sir, I like it.
365
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,245
We could get free play
in all the class media:
366
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:54,349
Vogue, Harper's Bazaar,
Illustrated London News.
367
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,832
Hit TV, and if
the gimmick works, we can expand.
368
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,506
Enter a boat in the America's Cup race.
Call it the Aspercel.
369
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:05,314
Good, good. Sponsor a car
in the Indianapolis 500.
370
00:23:05,338 --> 00:23:07,734
How about a wrestler named
"Aspercel the Terrible"?
371
00:23:07,758 --> 00:23:08,876
You keep rubbing.
372
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:12,512
For the culture nuts,
the Aspercel Philharmonic.
373
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:13,710
Terrific.
374
00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:15,915
It's endless, but we'll
start with the horse.
375
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,573
Ya buy the best one
you can find.
376
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:21,776
Who we gonna get
to ride it?
377
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,778
Helen Bolton...
378
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:25,780
my daughter.
379
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:28,694
She's a champion, Mr. Dugan.
Won all kinds of prizes.
380
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,086
Okay, but register the horse
under your daughter's name.
381
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:35,410
- Keep Allied Drug out of the picture.
- Yes, sir.
382
00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:37,992
Tell Harry Tomes
to make you a vice president.
383
00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:41,031
Good id--
What'd you say, Mr. Dugan?
384
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,399
I don't like doing business
with small fry.
385
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,118
And call me Tom.
386
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:50,505
Yes. Yes, sir.
387
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:52,224
Tom.
388
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:12,326
Has all
the modern refinements:
389
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:14,962
outside-inside feed bin;
heavy-duty suspension;
390
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:18,331
handles like a sports car; and a quick
loading ramp that comes right down there.
391
00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:20,902
This is
the star's dressing room.
392
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,884
Herbie!
393
00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:29,444
Come on, Herbie.
Come here. Come on, boy.
394
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,647
- That's Herbie.
- Oh, very elegant.
395
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,649
Yeah, yeah.
396
00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,651
And not everything
meets the eye.
397
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:39,487
Would you step back over there
just a little bit more, please?
398
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,206
Yeah, that's it.
Now, watch.
399
00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:53,367
You won't believe this,
but I designed it myself.
400
00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:55,166
No, no, no, I believe it.
401
00:24:55,814 --> 00:24:58,393
Just a little oasis for the
riding contestant's father.
402
00:24:58,417 --> 00:24:59,682
Would you care to join me?
403
00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:09,283
Ah, it's a--
I know it's a little fancy.
404
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:11,285
You don't think it'll scare
the horse, do you?
405
00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:14,288
No, I'm sure he can take it.
He's a very special horse.
406
00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,757
Yeah, well, for 5,000 bucks,
he should be.
407
00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:18,759
Well, you told me
to get the best, Mr. Bolton.
408
00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:21,673
Oh, yes. No argument, Miss Clemens.
That I did, that I did.
409
00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:24,535
Besides, that's not high
for a double champion.
410
00:25:24,559 --> 00:25:25,004
No.
411
00:25:25,028 --> 00:25:28,603
He won both the junior hunter and
equitation medals at Harrisburg last year.
412
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,305
- Uh-huh.
- Well, he's really very good, Mr. Bolton.
413
00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:34,572
I'm sure he is, Miss Clemens.
He's also very late.
414
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,211
He forgot at what time
he was supposed to show up.
415
00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:38,931
Well, it's a long haul
from Pennsylvania.
416
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,838
Yeah, hey, while we're waiting,
you wanna watch television?
417
00:25:40,862 --> 00:25:42,435
- No, thank you.
- You will help me celebrate.
418
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,601
I did my celebrating
when I got your check.
419
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:47,822
Yeah, well, I can't blame you
for that.
420
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:50,658
Besides, I've got to get back
to my Saturday cross-country class.
421
00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:54,073
You know, I think I'm as excited
about getting this horse as Helen is.
422
00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:57,598
Daddy, he's here. He's here!
423
00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:59,834
- I think he's here.
- That's him, all right.
424
00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:01,667
Hey, that's him,
all right, Helen!
425
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,661
- Okay, over here. That's fine.
- Bring him out on this side.
426
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,835
That's fi-- That's--
Stop! Stop!
427
00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:23,174
- We'd about given you up.
- Yeah.
428
00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:35,102
The whole trip, he's been
banging away like that.
429
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:38,072
A nine-horse trailer
all to himself...
430
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,111
but it ain't good enough for him.
431
00:26:43,626 --> 00:26:47,915
Well, let's get his royal highness out of
there while I still got some trailer left.
432
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,216
Oh, Daddy,
he's beautiful.
433
00:26:51,743 --> 00:26:53,984
He's all yours.
434
00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:58,392
Uh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
435
00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:00,895
Aren't you
supposed to unpack?
436
00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:03,809
Listen, mister, it took
a breast hitch in front.
437
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,234
Two guys shoving at the back
to get him in. You get him out.
438
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,937
- Do you want me to get him out?
- Oh, no. No, no.
439
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:13,022
We, uh, have to live
with him, we mi--
440
00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:16,844
Might as well start now.
441
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:19,519
- Daddy, please let me.
- No, no, no. I'll handle it.
442
00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:30,391
Look out, dear.
Don't let him hurt himself.
443
00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:32,986
I'll try not to,
Aunt Martha.
444
00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:37,064
Now, uh--
445
00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:39,800
Aspercel, you just relax.
Just relax.
446
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,069
Everything's gonna--
I'm the friendly type.
447
00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:44,538
Gesundheit!
448
00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,623
Hey, this horse is allergic to people.
449
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,111
I'll give you
an antihistamine, old boy...
450
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,706
but I think you'd better consult
your own physician.
451
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,251
We're just gonna
unhook this--
452
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:59,414
No, you're right.
We're gonna unhook--
453
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,996
Well, you old guzzler.
454
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,432
Is it all right for him
to drink beer, Suzie?
455
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:14,471
One palmful
for medicinal purposes is okay.
456
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,654
How about that?
457
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:21,509
Yeah.
458
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,104
Unhook-- Now, now, that's enough.
You're gonna--
459
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,718
Take that off there.
460
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:33,780
That's nice and easy.
Let's take a walk.
461
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,075
Here he comes.
462
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,011
- Aspercel, meet your new boss.
- Hello, Aspie.
463
00:28:46,624 --> 00:28:49,685
You're beautiful,
just beautiful.
464
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:52,840
- Aw.
- I think he's returning the compliment.
465
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,476
Mister, you sure got
away with horses.
466
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,645
Yeah, I do, don't I?
467
00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:59,806
I mean, I'm happy to make
this discovery myself.
468
00:28:59,830 --> 00:29:02,399
Oh, Aunt Martha, would you help
this discerning young gentleman
469
00:29:02,423 --> 00:29:03,257
to a bit of refreshment?
470
00:29:03,282 --> 00:29:06,041
- Come along, young man.
- Thank you.
471
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:12,973
All right, honey, would you show Aspie
his accommodations?
472
00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:26,741
- It's stuck.
- Oh.
473
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,190
- It's new.
- Aspie!
474
00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:35,169
Hey!
475
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:40,662
Did you see that, Daddy?
Did you see him jump the fence?
476
00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:42,874
- How about that?
- Aspie!
477
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,443
You know, I think
he's decided to stay.
478
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,351
Judy!
479
00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:27,430
There's Judy Gardner, Daddy.
Beep your horn.
480
00:30:28,445 --> 00:30:30,777
- Hi.
- Hi.
481
00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:35,075
My brother Ronnie.
482
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,711
Ronnie, Helen Bolton.
483
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:40,247
- Hiya, Mr. Bolton.
- Oh, hi.
484
00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:41,832
- That's what's-her-name, isn't it?
- Yes, dear.
485
00:30:41,856 --> 00:30:43,841
We'll see you at the in
gate after you've unloaded.
486
00:30:43,865 --> 00:30:44,621
Okay.
487
00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:17,910
How are you, Aspie?
Did you enjoy the ride?
488
00:31:18,778 --> 00:31:20,054
Shouldn't we get him out?
489
00:31:20,078 --> 00:31:21,773
First things first, honey.
490
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:27,909
Is anybody ready to eat?
491
00:31:27,933 --> 00:31:30,158
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.
492
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:33,400
Class 34,
hunter seat equitation...
493
00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:35,803
- has been rescheduled.
- Daddy, that's me.
494
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:38,873
- We have tomato sandwiches.
- It can't be. You've got an hour yet.
495
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:42,109
I repeat: Class 34
has been rescheduled.
496
00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:45,353
And liverwurst.
Herbie. Herbie!
497
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:49,500
Exhibitors in this class
to the in gate in three minutes, please.
498
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:52,620
- Three minutes, Daddy.
- Don't panic.
499
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,339
Get your saddle.
500
00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:03,464
All right, Aspie, move over.
Give me some room.
501
00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:06,667
Back it up. That's it.
Easy does it.
502
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:08,669
Easy does it.
Attaboy, attaboy.
503
00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:11,238
Move it around now.
Bring it around here, honey.
504
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:14,475
Okay, now, give me that.
I got it.
505
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:16,194
Honey,
take this, uh, uh, thing.
506
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:22,483
- Daddy, it's on backwards.
- What?
507
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:24,202
A-are you--
508
00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:29,640
-I've got it now.
- Class 34, riders to the ring, please.
509
00:32:31,940 --> 00:32:33,884
Daddy,
I'm gonna be disqualified.
510
00:32:33,909 --> 00:32:36,829
No, you're not, darling. You're not
gonna be disqualified. We'll make it.
511
00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:39,463
- Have you got it?
- Almost there.
512
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,071
All aboard.
Here we go.
513
00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:46,340
- Okay, get up. Get up. What?
- Where's the bridle?
514
00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:48,943
- Daddy, I have to have a bridle.
- Of course you do, honey. Where is it?
515
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:53,801
Class 34, class 34,
hunter seat equitation over fences.
516
00:32:53,826 --> 00:32:56,087
Daddy, I'll never make it.
I haven't even got my number.
517
00:32:56,111 --> 00:32:57,524
Uh, honey, I'll put this on.
518
00:32:57,548 --> 00:32:59,012
- You go get the number.
- All right.
519
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,434
Okay.
All right, boy.
520
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,569
Open your mouth. Open your
mouth now. Spread your teeth.
521
00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:17,571
- May I help, sir?
- Spread, spread. What?
522
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:18,503
Can I help you here?
523
00:33:18,527 --> 00:33:20,965
Oh, yes, yes. Can you
unscramble this thing?
524
00:33:20,989 --> 00:33:22,684
I think so.
525
00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:25,930
Well, we're kind of
in a hurry.
526
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,720
These things are pretty tricky
till you catch on.
527
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,654
Not that I'm
the horsey type...
528
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,454
but I get dragged to these shows
so I had to learn somethin'.
529
00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:41,061
You know, actually,
I could do without horses...
530
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,397
but the only way I get
to have a sports car...
531
00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:46,789
is if I haul my sister to these shows
so my folks won't have to do it.
532
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:49,737
- Uh-huh.
- Could I have the breast hitch, please?
533
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:52,822
What's that? Oh, oh, oh.
The better hitch. Yeah.
534
00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:00,014
Daddy, I got it!
Number 313.
535
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,190
- I hope it's not bad... luck.
- Well, hi.
536
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,723
- I guess you're ready, sir.
- Ronnie, I'm speechless with admiration.
537
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:10,090
- Last call, Class 34.
- That's us.
538
00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:12,092
Okay, up you go.
539
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:15,336
Where does
this thing go? Oh.
540
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:20,968
You're off, sweetheart.
See you after the event.
541
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,970
- Good luck.
- Yeah, good luck.
542
00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:26,453
Aunt Martha, did you find Herbie?
543
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:30,013
All he left is two pickles
and a hard-boiled egg.
544
00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:32,196
Thanks, Ronnie.
Let's hurry.
545
00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:40,554
I'm sorry, Suzie.
Everything went wrong.
546
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,556
It's all right.
You're on last.
547
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,658
Now take a couple
of deep breaths.
548
00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:47,127
Count to ten and relax.
549
00:34:47,151 --> 00:34:48,846
Relax, Helen! Relax!
550
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,879
Is Helen going to jump
over all those sticks?
551
00:34:58,903 --> 00:35:01,079
Yeah, that's the general idea.
552
00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:03,546
First exhibitor,
number 183...
553
00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:06,493
Janet McGrath,
riding Sullivan.
554
00:35:08,973 --> 00:35:11,118
The exhibitors today,
ladies and gentlemen...
555
00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:13,281
will follow in the order
indicated in your programs.
556
00:35:51,682 --> 00:35:54,902
They're all doing very well,
aren't they, dear?
557
00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:57,764
Well, the judge doesn't look
too impressed.
558
00:35:57,788 --> 00:36:00,601
You know, Tom Dugan's
become a fanatic.
559
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:03,670
He's got himself a rule book
and a schedule of shows.
560
00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:06,406
He sent me a memo
a yard and a half long.
561
00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:08,542
Wants Helen entered
in every medal class possible.
562
00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:11,111
Medal class, dear?
What's that?
563
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:14,435
Sort of championship events. There are
about half a dozen of 'em each season.
564
00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:18,863
If she wins three medals,
she goes to the world series:
565
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,517
the International Horse
Show at Washington.
566
00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:24,858
Oh...
Helen's going to Washington?
567
00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:28,273
- That's what Dugan says in his memo.
- Oh, how nice.
568
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:31,465
She'll love
the Smithsonian Institute.
569
00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:35,084
Last exhibitor in Class 34,
number 313...
570
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,638
Aspercel?
571
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,773
- Aspercel, ridden by Helen Bolton.
- Oh.
572
00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,492
Here she comes.
573
00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:08,133
No, Aspie. No, no.
574
00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:19,273
Beautiful, beautiful.
575
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,817
Oh, that's sensational.
576
00:37:37,154 --> 00:37:39,132
- Stay.
- Great!
577
00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:42,202
Great! Atta girl!
Ha, ha!
578
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,905
- Oh.
- Hey, wasn't she great, huh?
579
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,990
- Uh, the horse is very good, sir.
- You bet he is.
580
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,477
That completes the class,
ladies and gentlemen.
581
00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:53,971
All exhibitors
back in the ring, please.
582
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:58,168
Aunt Martha, she's gonna win. She's gonna
win. Ha, ha. But keep calm, keep calm.
583
00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:02,281
Number 128 and number 313
are excused,
584
00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:06,624
All other entries will please line up
in numerical order.
585
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,296
Excused?
What's excused?
586
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,832
Well, she's out.
Eliminated.
587
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:13,934
Why?
588
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,765
Well, she just wasn't
good enough, sir.
589
00:38:15,789 --> 00:38:18,939
Wasn't good enough? She won!
Where's that umpire?
590
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,407
Fredrick, control yourself.
591
00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:28,248
Second place goes
to number 132...
592
00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:31,606
Rio Latch,
ridden by Judy Thom.
593
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,121
Third place, number 250.
594
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,124
A great start
for my vice presidency.
595
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,760
Fourth place, number 129,
Big Chief.
596
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:43,118
What happened?
Why wasn't she good enough?
597
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:47,602
Well, sir, first, she tried
to put the horse in the wrong pattern.
598
00:38:48,225 --> 00:38:50,871
Then she panicked
and decided he knew more than she did.
599
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,785
From then on,
she was just a passenger.
600
00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:56,910
That's what the judges call
a push-button ride.
601
00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:59,972
- Push-button?
- Yes, sir.
602
00:39:00,275 --> 00:39:03,049
Well, don't let it throw ya,
Mr. Bolton. She'll do better next time.
603
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,987
Thank you, Ronnie.
604
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:10,026
Aunt Martha, find Helen
and cheer her up, will ya?
605
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,493
- I'll meet you back at the trailer.
- Well, where are you going, dear?
606
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,212
To have a word
with SJ. Clemens.
607
00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:19,525
Let him know who's boss,
Barnaby. Good.
608
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:23,487
Bring him on
through again.
609
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:30,225
Very good. Now bring him
down here and stop for a minute.
610
00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:33,847
Oh, hey, that's great.
611
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,850
Now you go out there,
and you knock 'em dead.
612
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:39,586
Uh--
613
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:40,664
Miss Clemens.
614
00:39:40,688 --> 00:39:43,924
Mr. Bolton, if you're worried
about Helen, she's fine.
615
00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:46,747
I told her that, well,
everybody loses on their first time out.
616
00:39:47,226 --> 00:39:50,913
Oh, well, I'm very pleased that
Helen is happy. However, I would like--
617
00:39:50,938 --> 00:39:53,249
If you're looking for, she's right
over there at the soft drink stand.
618
00:39:53,273 --> 00:39:54,506
No, I'm looking for you.
619
00:39:56,076 --> 00:39:58,520
Miss Clemens, I'm a little
concerned about the fact that...
620
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:02,342
all of a sudden my daughter is something
called a push-button passenger.
621
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:05,045
Oh, it wasn't that bad.
622
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,681
She was just
a little nervous. That's all.
623
00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:10,283
All right, well, she's a nervous
push-button passenger...
624
00:40:10,307 --> 00:40:12,285
on a $5,000 horse.
625
00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:15,555
Let me ask you
a logical question now, Miss Clemens.
626
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,557
What happened?
627
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:20,360
I mean, what--
I thought you told me she was good.
628
00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:24,742
Well, she is. All she needs is, well,
a little more practice.
629
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,301
- Give her a few months.
- Months!
630
00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:31,249
Are you one of those parents
who has to win every time?
631
00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:34,374
Well, of course, I'm not,
but I don't have months, Miss Clemens.
632
00:40:34,398 --> 00:40:37,544
I mean, not if she's gonna win
three medals and qualify for Washington.
633
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:40,113
Washington?
634
00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:43,216
Oh, you are one.
The worst kind.
635
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,520
- If-if I weren't so fond of Helen, I'd--
- Well, now, just a minute.
636
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,468
Oh, all you need is a--
is a bullwhip and a pair of jackboots.
637
00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:52,993
- Now it's all very well for you.
- Excuse me, Mr. Bolton.
638
00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:55,179
I promised Barnaby
I'd watch this go-round.
639
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,787
Trot your horses, please.
640
00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:09,741
That’s very good, Barnaby.
641
00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:20,133
Miss Clemens, what would happen
if you gave Helen a lesson every day...
642
00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:22,373
including Sundays?
643
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:27,039
She might start winning.
She's got natural talent.
644
00:41:27,518 --> 00:41:31,261
She's got a good animal,
but she needs work on basics...
645
00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:33,834
simple horsemanship.
646
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:37,317
She's gotta develop
a partnership with that horse of hers.
647
00:41:38,929 --> 00:41:41,241
Will you do it?
648
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,510
- Do what?
- Whatever you said.
649
00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:46,549
Every single day,
and don't ask me why.
650
00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:48,732
Why?
651
00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:51,902
I like you, S.J.
652
00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:55,639
Is it a deal?
653
00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:58,642
It's a deal.
654
00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:18,165
That’s absolutely t-- t--
655
00:42:19,589 --> 00:42:22,816
Now you try it again
and don't depend on the reins.
656
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,140
Balance, legs. Make him know
what you want him to do.
657
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:29,954
Okay, I'll try.
Come on, Aspie. Communicate.
658
00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:56,389
You know, I've been sitting on this
bony fence for almost a month now...
659
00:42:56,974 --> 00:42:58,952
watching you and Helen.
660
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:02,188
And I've been asking myself
a question... about you.
661
00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:05,292
I know, Mr. Bolton.
I've been watching you sitting here...
662
00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:07,861
on this bony fence every day
for the past month...
663
00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:10,096
and I know
the exact question.
664
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,132
- You do?
- I do.
665
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:15,956
Helen, that's much better.
Now take him through again slowly...
666
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,255
without the jump.
667
00:43:20,564 --> 00:43:24,250
Question: how come
a pretty girl like you:
668
00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:27,793
A. Isn’t married?
B. Isn't engaged?
669
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:32,220
C. Prefers a quiet evening
at home with a good book to A or B?
670
00:43:32,843 --> 00:43:35,494
That's very close.
How come?
671
00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:42,650
Two years ago, I was one day away
from getting married.
672
00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:44,882
His name was Archer Madison.
673
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:49,886
And he had several million dollars
more than was good for him.
674
00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:50,957
Whoops, I'm sorry.
675
00:43:50,981 --> 00:43:53,130
- I knew I shouldn't have asked.
- No, no, no, that's okay.
676
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:57,283
Balance, Helen.
Balance.
677
00:43:57,801 --> 00:44:00,816
Archer looked so beautiful
on a horse.
678
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:04,284
He rode on
the U.S. Equestrian Team.
679
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:07,812
So, well, it would have been
a perfect marriage the way Archer saw it.
680
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:12,657
We would tour the world
together forever... on horseback.
681
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:16,129
But that wasn't the way
you saw it.
682
00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:19,453
Not quite. I didn't want the patter
of little hooves.
683
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:23,733
I wanted a two-footed family with
an ever-faithful, true-blue helpmate...
684
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:27,787
and all the rest
of the cornball trimmings.
685
00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:31,462
You're okay, S.J.
686
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:38,939
That's enough, Helen.
Walk him for a while.
687
00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:44,206
When I return tomorrow,
we can discuss your early childhood.
688
00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:48,367
You won't have to come back, Mr. Bolton.
Helen's graduated.
689
00:44:51,121 --> 00:44:54,136
I've entered her
in the Oak Valley show.
690
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:57,231
I think now she's ready
to start winning some ribbons.
691
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,158
- Isn't it beautiful, Daddy?
- Honey, it is absolutely gorgeous.
692
00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:54,327
- Look at that. Our first medal.
- Oh, it's marvelous.
693
00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:57,497
- Two more, then on to Washington.
- Washington? Mr. Bolton--
694
00:45:57,521 --> 00:46:00,536
- Suzie, from now on, it's Fred.
- Okay, everybody.
695
00:46:01,024 --> 00:46:02,719
Cheese.
696
00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:33,050
Hi.
697
00:46:34,424 --> 00:46:36,119
Uh, hi.
698
00:46:39,029 --> 00:46:41,452
Wait a minute.
You're putting it on backwards.
699
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,780
You know, you look
kinda flaked out.
700
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,849
Oh, it's just a cramp.
I-it's gone now.
701
00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:52,852
Oh.
702
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:56,210
Bolton, I've had my agents
checking on you lately.
703
00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:58,825
You're tensing up.
704
00:46:58,849 --> 00:47:01,528
Why don't you kick the horse show habit
for a couple of weeks and relax?
705
00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,930
I'm having a wonderful time,
Ronnie.
706
00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:06,032
Yeah?
707
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:09,799
- Uh, would you like a root beer?
- Uh-uh.
708
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:16,501
I'll tell you what. I'll take charge
of this case personally.
709
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,279
How about a movie tonight?
710
00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:22,398
A movie? Me?
I mean, us?
711
00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:25,051
Then afterwards,
maybe a pizza or somethin'.
712
00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:29,046
- I really have to practice.
- Well, let the horse practice.
713
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,919
Thanks, Ronnie, but
I can't tonight, really.
714
00:47:31,943 --> 00:47:33,660
Then how about Friday night?
715
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,062
Friday's the show
at Rockford.
716
00:47:36,086 --> 00:47:38,731
Then Saturday, for sure.
717
00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:40,450
And no excuses.
718
00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:44,470
Okay.
719
00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:47,373
I'll come by for ya around 6:00.
And you be ready. Ya got it?
720
00:47:47,397 --> 00:47:49,542
- Oh, and good luck.
- Huh?
721
00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:52,365
- On your medal class.
- Oh.
722
00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:04,390
♪ When nothing's feelin' well ♪
723
00:48:04,414 --> 00:48:06,726
♪ I said, a-reach
a-reach, brother ♪
724
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:08,446
♪ A-reach for Aspercel ♪
725
00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:09,902
Hey, did you write that, boss?
726
00:48:09,926 --> 00:48:11,277
- Sure I did. Yeah, yeah.
- That's pretty good.
727
00:48:11,301 --> 00:48:13,132
You know,
I used to play guitar.
728
00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:17,696
- Hello, Freddie.
- Well, well. Well!
729
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:21,541
Well, Mr. Dugan,
this is a pleasant surprise.
730
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:25,277
Ah, Aspercel, meet your sponsor,
Mr. Thomas Dugan.
731
00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:27,647
Mr. Dugan, this is
your four-footed, subliminal gold mine.
732
00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:29,649
Id like to speak to you
privately, Freddie.
733
00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:33,143
- Uh, privately.
- About this subliminal gold mine.
734
00:48:33,710 --> 00:48:36,189
Sure thing, Mr. Dugan.
Hank, walk him around a little bit.
735
00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:39,459
- Then saddle him up, will ya?
- Sure, boss. Come on, meatball.
736
00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:42,795
Uh, Hank,
his name's Aspercel.
737
00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:45,465
Yeah, I know. How come you picked
a stupid name like that?
738
00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:48,501
A lousy stomach pill,
no less.
739
00:48:48,525 --> 00:48:51,802
Hank thinks he's a comic.
740
00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:55,541
I only keep him around
because the horse laughs at his jokes.
741
00:48:55,565 --> 00:48:58,811
Well, I've been working on a brochure
of our progress so far, Mr. Dugan.
742
00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:00,880
Soon as the dust settles
just a little bit, I want you to--
743
00:49:00,904 --> 00:49:03,714
The dust has already settled,
and most of it's on you.
744
00:49:04,495 --> 00:49:05,266
What's that?
745
00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:07,624
I'm gonna give you a
chance to level with me.
746
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:11,970
I think this whole campaign
is something you cooked up...
747
00:49:11,994 --> 00:49:14,736
just so your daughter
could get a horse for nothing.
748
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,299
Now wait a minute.
I've got faith in this idea.
749
00:49:17,323 --> 00:49:18,642
I don't want faith.
750
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,835
I want that international
class publicity you promised to get me.
751
00:49:22,859 --> 00:49:26,045
I want Vogue and Harper's Bazaar,
the Illustrated London News.
752
00:49:26,563 --> 00:49:29,342
I want TV cameras,
and what do I get?
753
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:32,211
After two months of hard work,
you come up with this:
754
00:49:32,235 --> 00:49:35,159
"Miss Helen Bolton won
first prize last Saturday...
755
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,684
mounted on 'Aspirin'."
756
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:40,053
Oh, that's a hot item
to bounce off Telstar.
757
00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:44,696
Now I have gotten better stuff than that,
and you know it. That's a dirty curve.
758
00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:47,193
- I didn't come here to argue.
- Then lay off.
759
00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:49,028
- What did you say?
- I said lay off!
760
00:49:49,372 --> 00:49:52,631
I got a great idea here, Mr. Dugan,
and you're smart enough man to know I have.
761
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,184
Now give it a chance
to build.
762
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:58,771
I'm going on the road next week. I'm gonna
see editors in Cleveland, Detroit, Chicago.
763
00:49:58,795 --> 00:50:01,241
If I don't flood the class media
by the time my little girl
764
00:50:01,265 --> 00:50:02,542
gets to the Washington
International...
765
00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:04,711
you can have my job,
the vice presidency--
766
00:50:04,735 --> 00:50:06,212
You have a lot of confidence,
haven't you?
767
00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:07,391
You bet I have.
768
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,856
No.
No, I haven't.
769
00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:17,090
I'm just as insecure as the next guy,
but get off my neck.
770
00:50:17,114 --> 00:50:18,809
Give me a chance
to make this thing work.
771
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:22,758
All right. All right!
772
00:50:23,674 --> 00:50:27,066
You get your little girl to Washington.
She needs two more medals.
773
00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:28,723
She'll get one of them
this afternoon.
774
00:50:28,747 --> 00:50:30,622
She'll get the other one
next Friday at Rockford.
775
00:50:30,646 --> 00:50:33,339
That doesn't sound
as insecure as the next guy.
776
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:36,009
Well, fortunately,
I'm not riding the horse.
777
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,957
Oh, yes, you are.
There's a lot riding on that horse:
778
00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:41,848
the Allied Drug account,
your job with Tomes.
779
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,017
Oh, I'm gonna keep my eye
on that horse.
780
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,612
I only hope he's strong enough
to carry the load.
781
00:51:29,152 --> 00:51:32,520
Next exhibitor,
number 189, 1-8-9...
782
00:51:33,056 --> 00:51:35,868
- Aspercel, ridden by Helen Bolton.
- Come on, Aspie.
783
00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:37,758
Make me look good.
We've got to win this one.
784
00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:42,430
- Good luck, Helen.
- Good luck, Helen.
785
00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:47,113
Will all entries in Class Number Three
move back into the ring, please?
786
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:12,971
Winner of the A.H.S.A.
hunter seat medal class...
787
00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:16,251
is Miss Helen Bolton,
riding Aspercel.
788
00:53:32,008 --> 00:53:35,406
Come on, honey. How about a nice,
big smile? Right over this way. That's it.
789
00:53:37,013 --> 00:53:40,790
Fred, give her a hand.
We won. We won.
790
00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:45,382
We haven't won yet,
Suzie.
791
00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:16,174
Hello?
Oh, hi, Daddy.
792
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,196
Are you still in Chicago?
793
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:20,032
Yeah, I'm still here.
I'll be home tomorrow night.
794
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:23,594
I'm just phoning to,
uh, well, find out how everybody is.
795
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,206
- Oh, everyone's fine, just fine.
- Good, good.
796
00:54:27,230 --> 00:54:30,916
- I lost at Rockford.
- Oh.
797
00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:34,801
But it's okay, Daddy. I'll still get
to Washington. So please don't worry.
798
00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:36,751
Oh, I'm not worried, honey.
799
00:54:36,775 --> 00:54:38,317
Suzie checked all
the entries at Millbrook...
800
00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:40,237
and she says I'll be better
than any of the other kids.
801
00:54:40,261 --> 00:54:40,886
Uh, Helen--
802
00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:43,889
So I'll get that last medal.
I promise.
803
00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:46,659
Honey, I'm not worried--
804
00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:50,722
Look, I just phone to-to
find out how everybody is. That's all.
805
00:54:51,354 --> 00:54:55,063
- Everyone's fine.
- Well, good, good.
806
00:54:55,659 --> 00:54:58,571
- Look, I'll see you tomorrow night, okay?
- Okay, Daddy.
807
00:54:58,595 --> 00:55:01,407
Okay. Don't you worry about Rockford.
That's an order. All right?
808
00:55:01,431 --> 00:55:02,969
- I'll try.
- All right, honey.
809
00:55:02,993 --> 00:55:04,243
I'll see you tomorrow night. Bye.
810
00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:06,452
- See you, Daddy.
- Bye.
811
00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:46,511
Hello, everybody.
I took an early plane.
812
00:55:51,614 --> 00:55:53,309
Helen!
813
00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:56,413
Aunt Martha!
814
00:55:58,588 --> 00:56:00,283
Herbie?
815
00:56:36,211 --> 00:56:39,101
Hey, anybody.
I'm home.
816
00:56:46,088 --> 00:56:49,069
Oh, yeah, I'm home,
all right.
817
00:57:01,270 --> 00:57:03,781
Well, look who's here.
Loser of the week.
818
00:57:03,805 --> 00:57:07,548
Back to your paddock, chum.
819
00:57:08,143 --> 00:57:11,272
And no beer for you.
You blew Helen's medal but good.
820
00:57:12,287 --> 00:57:15,256
One more like that,
it's the glue factory for both of us.
821
00:57:16,518 --> 00:57:19,499
Oh, I know, I know. One of the judges
had a thing against gray horses, huh?
822
00:57:22,124 --> 00:57:26,072
And, uh, your cinch
was too tight. Yeah.
823
00:57:30,232 --> 00:57:31,506
And right at the moment, Aspie,
824
00:57:31,530 --> 00:57:33,281
I don't feel the need for any
of my four-footed friends.
825
00:57:33,305 --> 00:57:35,842
Just get lost, will ya?
Go jump a fence or something.
826
00:57:42,277 --> 00:57:44,735
Okay, all right--
I'm sorry!
827
00:57:47,182 --> 00:57:50,834
Hey, Aspie, come on back.
You can have a swallow.
828
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:53,286
I gotta live with myself.
829
00:58:03,966 --> 00:58:06,389
Hey, stop sulking.
I apologize.
830
00:58:09,638 --> 00:58:12,699
Hey, you're takin' this thing
a little big, aren't ya? Huh?
831
00:58:19,881 --> 00:58:23,215
Beer, Aspie!
Ice-cold beer!
832
00:58:25,187 --> 00:58:29,784
Aspie! I apologize!
Aspie!
833
00:58:32,394 --> 00:58:35,853
This is no time to be
running away from home!
834
00:58:44,573 --> 00:58:46,314
Aspie!
835
00:58:48,076 --> 00:58:51,706
Your favorite brew!
Zesty, tangy, full-bodied!
836
00:58:53,715 --> 00:58:56,286
Hey, look at the frost
on this can!
837
00:58:58,053 --> 00:59:01,387
Aspie! Come on, baby!
838
00:59:01,923 --> 00:59:04,062
Come home!
Everybody loves ya!
839
00:59:12,834 --> 00:59:17,169
I am never gonna speak to you
again as-- long as I live!
840
00:59:18,907 --> 00:59:20,885
Come on. Admit it.
You weren't mad.
841
00:59:20,909 --> 00:59:24,277
You were just exercising
your sense of humor.
842
00:59:24,813 --> 00:59:27,258
Boy, boy, I-- I tell--
843
00:59:27,282 --> 00:59:30,206
I'm through playing games, Aspie.
I-- I know you.
844
00:59:30,686 --> 00:59:33,724
I'd reach up for your mane
and-- pfft-- you'd be gone.
845
00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:38,056
Okay, so you're not gone.
846
00:59:38,527 --> 00:59:40,772
But after what you put me through,
don't be surprised...
847
00:59:40,796 --> 00:59:43,982
if you get a very formal
Christmas card and no present.
848
00:59:44,499 --> 00:59:47,612
You don't mind if I put this rope on?
Nothing personal.
849
00:59:47,636 --> 00:59:49,331
Okay.
850
00:59:55,544 --> 00:59:57,588
You know somethin',
old paint?
851
00:59:57,612 --> 01:00:01,321
We're along way
from our diggin's.
852
01:00:03,985 --> 01:00:06,064
You wouldn't--
853
01:00:06,088 --> 01:00:08,887
You wouldn't give a guy
a lift, would ya?
854
01:00:14,363 --> 01:00:18,106
Come on. We can give it
a try anyway.
855
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:21,479
Now, I don't have what
you'd call a good seat, Aspie.
856
01:00:21,503 --> 01:00:24,515
No points in equitation,
but, uh--
857
01:00:24,539 --> 01:00:28,407
Now, just stand
right there, okay? Ah.
858
01:00:49,151 --> 01:00:51,807
Don't look at me like that.
They do it all the time in the movies.
859
01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:58,331
Okay. Steady.
860
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:02,120
Easy now, Aspie. No!
861
01:01:02,144 --> 01:01:04,622
No, boy, no!
Aspie!
862
01:01:04,646 --> 01:01:08,856
Hey-- come back!
Back up! Whoa!
863
01:01:09,518 --> 01:01:12,351
Okay, don't move, pal, huh?
864
01:01:16,358 --> 01:01:20,511
No-- no!
You're moving! You're--
865
01:01:23,265 --> 01:01:26,326
Okay, you win.
we'll both walk home.
866
01:01:30,172 --> 01:01:34,268
Soon as I see where we are.
867
01:01:43,885 --> 01:01:47,924
Okay, wise guy.
Why didn't you do that in the first place?
868
01:01:50,025 --> 01:01:54,087
Ah!
869
01:01:54,729 --> 01:01:59,200
All right, uh, old paint.
Easy!
870
01:01:59,901 --> 01:02:03,587
- He's not in the Walsh's field.
- No, of course not! He's been kidnapped!
871
01:02:04,172 --> 01:02:06,483
Oh, Aunt Martha, maybe
he just wandered off or something.
872
01:02:06,507 --> 01:02:08,585
Oh, with the study window wide open
and your father's
873
01:02:08,609 --> 01:02:10,647
clothes scattered
all over the place?
874
01:02:10,672 --> 01:02:12,195
I'm going to look for
him on the fire road.
875
01:02:12,219 --> 01:02:13,539
No, no, no, you
wait right here.
876
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:17,152
We'll both go and look for him in the
car just as soon as-- Oh, hello. Police?
877
01:02:17,719 --> 01:02:21,405
This is Martha Ramsey
at the Bolton house on Westhill Road.
878
01:02:21,990 --> 01:02:24,769
Id like to speak to the person
in charge of stolen horses.
879
01:02:24,793 --> 01:02:29,355
Stolen horses?
Oh, oh, yes, I see. Yes, ma'am.
880
01:02:30,065 --> 01:02:34,719
Right out of your stable?
Yes. Yes, yes, go ahead.
881
01:02:35,437 --> 01:02:38,657
Gray coat, brown eyes...
882
01:02:39,174 --> 01:02:41,583
and a small scar
on his right flank.
883
01:02:42,271 --> 01:02:43,505
Yes, ma'am, I've got it.
884
01:02:43,997 --> 01:02:48,263
And don't you worry. We'll search every
back road in the county till we find him.
885
01:02:56,791 --> 01:03:01,615
You know somethin', Aspie?
This beats the horseless carriage any day.
886
01:03:02,364 --> 01:03:06,983
No traffic. No, uh, noise.
887
01:03:07,702 --> 01:03:09,397
No smog.
888
01:03:11,373 --> 01:03:14,798
Wouldn't it be great if we had
an 8:15 horse to commute to the city, huh?
889
01:03:15,343 --> 01:03:17,914
Peaceful, serene.
890
01:03:19,848 --> 01:03:22,326
[Siren Continues I
891
01:03:22,350 --> 01:03:25,308
Whoa! Whoa, boy!
Easy! Easy!
892
01:03:25,787 --> 01:03:28,866
- All right, all right. Off that horse!
- No!
893
01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:31,536
Hey, hey! Look out!
894
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:35,064
Stop! Stop!
You're under arrest!
895
01:03:35,630 --> 01:03:37,553
Stop!
896
01:03:43,538 --> 01:03:45,814
Whoa!
1 Grunts
897
01:03:48,543 --> 01:03:50,888
Help!
898
01:03:50,912 --> 01:03:52,823
- Halt!
- Stop!
899
01:03:52,847 --> 01:03:55,737
- Pull over!
- Slow down!
900
01:03:56,217 --> 01:03:59,369
Whoa, baby! Whoa!
Whoa, boy!
901
01:03:59,888 --> 01:04:02,066
Boy, I'd like to see
that guy's license.
902
01:04:02,090 --> 01:04:04,422
No!
903
01:04:08,163 --> 01:04:12,373
Whoa, boy! Whoa, buddy!
Come on, baby! Stop!
904
01:04:13,034 --> 01:04:17,949
Come on, baby!
Let's stop for a beer, huh?
905
01:04:18,707 --> 01:04:20,818
Sorry!
906
01:04:20,842 --> 01:04:23,584
- Hey, you! Pull over!
- I'm trying, you idiot!
907
01:04:28,083 --> 01:04:30,428
Whoa, buddy! Aspie!
908
01:04:30,452 --> 01:04:33,023
Oh! Ooh!
909
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:38,377
That's a nice jump.
910
01:04:46,201 --> 01:04:48,272
Watch the trees!
Whoa!
911
01:05:03,218 --> 01:05:05,963
Whoa, boy!
912
01:05:05,987 --> 01:05:07,148
Aspie, no!
913
01:05:08,223 --> 01:05:11,682
No! No!
914
01:05:12,227 --> 01:05:14,798
Wh-- whoa!
915
01:05:42,557 --> 01:05:45,686
Okay, cowboy, don't move.
You're under arrest.
916
01:05:53,301 --> 01:05:56,726
Sergeant! Sergeant!
917
01:05:57,272 --> 01:06:00,151
Charlie, are you outta
your mind? Sergeant!
918
01:06:00,175 --> 01:06:01,355
Hey, that's good, Freddie.
919
01:06:01,379 --> 01:06:03,387
Now, keep shakin' the bars like
a wild gorilla. Get a shot.
920
01:06:03,411 --> 01:06:06,090
Now, listen, Charlie. They got you
down here for you to identify me!
921
01:06:06,114 --> 01:06:08,092
- Now, go out and start identifying.
- Lower angle.
922
01:06:08,116 --> 01:06:10,094
- Give 'im the teeth there, Freddie.
- Ch--
923
01:06:10,118 --> 01:06:12,096
Charlie, I know
what you're up to.
924
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,432
Free publicity. You're gonna spread me
through the papers, aren't ya?
925
01:06:14,456 --> 01:06:17,642
Yeah, can't ya see the headlines?
"Aspercel ad exec steals his own horse."
926
01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:21,379
Charlie, you idiot!
I've got a family to think of.
927
01:06:21,404 --> 01:06:24,275
I am thinkin' of your family.
Tomes will make ya a partner for this.
928
01:06:24,299 --> 01:06:28,634
Okay, Charlie! You spring me
right now or you are fired!
929
01:06:29,304 --> 01:06:32,416
You too, Alex! Sergeant!
930
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,819
- Sergeant!
- Freddie! Sergeant!
931
01:06:35,968 --> 01:06:37,288
You gonna tell him
who I am, Charlie?
932
01:06:37,313 --> 01:06:39,013
Yeah. I'm gonna tell 'im
you're the guy who's choking me.
933
01:06:39,038 --> 01:06:40,119
Alex, get a picture of this.
934
01:06:40,144 --> 01:06:41,971
"Irate citizen
chokes his best friend."
935
01:06:43,985 --> 01:06:48,032
Sergeant! Sergeant!
936
01:06:48,056 --> 01:06:49,073
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
937
01:06:49,097 --> 01:06:51,957
All right, all right.
All right! What's goin' on?
938
01:06:51,981 --> 01:06:55,239
Sergeant, I demand you
force him to identify me.
939
01:06:55,263 --> 01:06:59,382
- What's my name?
- I don't know. Big Chief Horse Blanket?
940
01:07:00,034 --> 01:07:03,254
Sergeant, my name is Fred Bolton.
I live on Westhill Road--
941
01:07:03,772 --> 01:07:08,084
Are we gonna start that again? Now,
can you identify this man or can't you?
942
01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:12,189
Never saw him before in my life. We're
takin' pictures for a magazine article.
943
01:07:12,213 --> 01:07:14,859
- "Crime in the suburbs."
- Sergeant, let's be--
944
01:07:14,883 --> 01:07:16,502
Look at these shorts!
945
01:07:16,527 --> 01:07:19,864
Now, would a self-respecting thief go
around stealing horses in shorts like this?
946
01:07:19,888 --> 01:07:23,533
- Why not?
- Because it's insane!
947
01:07:23,558 --> 01:07:25,903
Hey, there's a fresh angle.
Call the psychiatric ward..
948
01:07:25,927 --> 01:07:27,759
and see if they misplaced
one of the patients.
949
01:07:29,931 --> 01:07:32,977
Okay, that's enough.
You and the beard, out!
950
01:07:33,001 --> 01:07:35,279
Certainly, sir.
Just one more picture. Alex.
951
01:07:35,303 --> 01:07:39,581
Sergeant, Sergeant, please--
Sergeant, call my house just one last time.
952
01:07:40,241 --> 01:07:42,553
Now, my aunt is bound
to be there by now. She'll identi--
953
01:07:42,577 --> 01:07:45,790
Alex!
She'll identify me!
954
01:07:45,814 --> 01:07:47,792
She'll also tell you
who that creep is.
955
01:07:47,816 --> 01:07:50,094
Name-calling will
avail you nothing, sir. Come on, Alex.
956
01:07:50,118 --> 01:07:52,630
Charlie Blake!
957
01:07:52,654 --> 01:07:55,074
Ha, ha! Ha, ha! See that?
See that? He knows his own name!
958
01:07:55,099 --> 01:07:57,847
Of course, I know my name.
But what's your name? That's the question.
959
01:07:57,872 --> 01:08:00,304
Thanks for your cooperation,
officer. Come on, Alex.
960
01:08:00,328 --> 01:08:02,339
Sergeant, Sergeant, don't
let him out of this building.
961
01:08:02,363 --> 01:08:04,575
They're gonna make a fool
of me in the newspapers.
962
01:08:04,599 --> 01:08:06,821
That won't be no uphill battle.
Believe me.
963
01:08:06,845 --> 01:08:07,578
Oh!
964
01:08:07,602 --> 01:08:08,995
- Hey, Sarge.
- Yeah, Eddie.
965
01:08:09,019 --> 01:08:10,448
The lady from Westhill Road
just called.
966
01:08:10,472 --> 01:08:12,330
She came home and found
the horse in its stable.
967
01:08:12,354 --> 01:08:14,325
Did ya ask her?
Did ya tell her?
968
01:08:14,349 --> 01:08:17,186
Well, I told her we got a suspect here
who says he's your nephew.
969
01:08:17,210 --> 01:08:17,906
Yeah?
970
01:08:17,930 --> 01:08:20,745
And she says, "My nephew
isn't a suspect. He's in Chicago."
971
01:08:20,769 --> 01:08:24,195
But I-I-I-I took an early--
972
01:08:24,219 --> 01:08:27,257
I demand that I call her
back immediately!
973
01:08:27,755 --> 01:08:30,850
Too bad, Mac.
You just ran out of phone calls.
974
01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:34,078
Why don't you make yourself comfy?
You've had a very busy day.
975
01:08:49,744 --> 01:08:51,455
As if I didn't have enough problems...
976
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:53,457
without you running away.
977
01:08:53,481 --> 01:08:55,492
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself.
978
01:08:55,516 --> 01:08:58,128
Don't you ever
do that again.
979
01:08:58,152 --> 01:09:00,364
And now
for five minutes of the latest news.
980
01:09:00,388 --> 01:09:03,500
On the lighter side,
Connecticut's first horse-napping...
981
01:09:03,524 --> 01:09:05,502
in many years is solved.
982
01:09:05,526 --> 01:09:07,938
Aspercel,
a well-known jumping horse...
983
01:09:07,962 --> 01:09:11,614
returned late this afternoon
to his owner, Miss Helen Bolton.
984
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,879
- Aspie, that's us!
- But here's the topper.
985
01:09:14,903 --> 01:09:18,441
The alleged horse stealer
turns out to be the young lady's father...
986
01:09:19,007 --> 01:09:21,685
Mr. Fred Bolton
of Westhill Road.
987
01:09:21,709 --> 01:09:24,929
Don't ask us why, folks.
We can't figure it either.
988
01:09:25,446 --> 01:09:28,165
On the international scene,
things are not proceeding quite as well.
989
01:09:34,927 --> 01:09:38,875
Oh, Aspie, it was one of
daddy's publicity things.
990
01:09:43,031 --> 01:09:45,830
Ronnie!
991
01:10:04,886 --> 01:10:09,665
Hey, tiger, that you?
That man is here.
992
01:10:10,391 --> 01:10:13,634
- Hi, Ronnie.
- Well, hi.
993
01:10:14,162 --> 01:10:16,140
Hey, why aren't ya dressed?
994
01:10:16,164 --> 01:10:19,225
- Dressed?
- Well, it's Saturday. Remember our date?
995
01:10:19,734 --> 01:10:23,648
Oh, yes, uh, it is Saturday.
996
01:10:24,272 --> 01:10:27,251
Hey, uh, you aren't
standin' me up, are ya?
997
01:10:27,275 --> 01:10:30,461
Well, Ronnie, you see,
Aspie disappeared this afternoon.
998
01:10:30,979 --> 01:10:32,959
You are standin' me up!
999
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:36,543
- And I have to wait for Suzie.
- Suzie!
1000
01:10:36,567 --> 01:10:38,526
She's coming over
to see if Aspie's all right.
1001
01:10:38,550 --> 01:10:39,575
Aspie!
1002
01:10:39,599 --> 01:10:41,932
I'm sorry.
1003
01:10:41,956 --> 01:10:44,601
Oh, you're sorry. Hey, that's great.
That takes care of everything.
1004
01:10:44,625 --> 01:10:46,937
All my plans,
my whole Saturday.
1005
01:10:46,961 --> 01:10:48,939
Look at me.
I even wore a tie.
1006
01:10:48,963 --> 01:10:51,477
Isn't there anything you
think of besides horse shows?
1007
01:10:53,134 --> 01:10:55,145
I hate horse shows!
1008
01:10:55,169 --> 01:10:58,093
- What?
- I hate 'em!
1009
01:10:58,573 --> 01:11:01,585
Well, then, for pete's sake,
why do ya keep goin'?
1010
01:11:01,609 --> 01:11:05,239
If I don't win at Millbrook,
I won't win another medal.
1011
01:11:05,813 --> 01:11:08,492
And if I don't win another medal
and go on to Washington...
1012
01:11:08,516 --> 01:11:11,729
my father will lose
his job and--
1013
01:11:11,753 --> 01:11:13,864
And-- I--
1014
01:11:13,888 --> 01:11:16,400
I'm sorry you had
to wear a tie for nothing!
1015
01:11:16,424 --> 01:11:18,700
Well, I didn't mean to--
Get out of the way, will ya?
1016
01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:24,415
Hey, wait a minute!
1017
01:11:30,671 --> 01:11:34,949
What the heck was that all about?
1018
01:11:41,983 --> 01:11:46,602
Uh, Mr. Bolton,
we'd, uh, like to apologize, sir.
1019
01:11:47,321 --> 01:11:50,434
You do and I'll never buy another ticket
to your annual clambake.
1020
01:11:50,458 --> 01:11:52,643
- Hmm.
- Souvenir.
1021
01:12:00,635 --> 01:12:03,095
- Well, good night, gentlemen.
- Uh, good night, Mr. Bolton.
1022
01:12:05,907 --> 01:12:07,739
Uh, I'll return
the costume tomorrow.
1023
01:12:09,677 --> 01:12:12,990
- It was a pleasure booking you.
- Yeah. Ha, ha.
1024
01:12:13,014 --> 01:12:17,429
Uh, if I decide to steal another horse,
I'll call ya.
1025
01:12:33,067 --> 01:12:35,646
Mr. Bolton?
1026
01:12:35,670 --> 01:12:39,732
Oh, hi, Ronnie. Yeah, I thought that
was your car out there.
1027
01:12:40,374 --> 01:12:42,453
What are you doing?
Waiting for Helen?
1028
01:12:42,477 --> 01:12:45,494
No, sir.
I was waiting for you.
1029
01:12:45,518 --> 01:12:49,288
There's somethin' I gotta say,
even if it does get ya upset.
1030
01:12:49,312 --> 01:12:50,561
Upset?
1031
01:12:50,585 --> 01:12:54,328
You may really get mad,
but I'm gonna say it anyway.
1032
01:12:54,922 --> 01:12:57,601
Mr. Bolton,
I've always admired you.
1033
01:12:57,625 --> 01:13:00,337
Is that supposed
to make me mad?
1034
01:13:00,361 --> 01:13:03,507
I always thought you were a real nice guy
and a real swell father.
1035
01:13:03,531 --> 01:13:06,677
- I admired you.
- Until tonight?
1036
01:13:06,701 --> 01:13:09,500
Yes, sir. I mean, I don't want to
tell you what to do, but--
1037
01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:12,978
But I know when I have kids,
if there's a situation
1038
01:13:13,002 --> 01:13:15,448
where they don't wanna do somethin',
I'd never make 'em do it.
1039
01:13:15,472 --> 01:13:18,573
Even if the only reason they were doin' it
was so I wouldn't lose my job.
1040
01:13:18,597 --> 01:13:20,211
- Lose my job?
- Shh!
1041
01:13:20,236 --> 01:13:22,259
She's crackin' up, Mr. Bolton.
She really is.
1042
01:13:22,283 --> 01:13:24,294
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. What are we--
1043
01:13:24,318 --> 01:13:27,276
- Are we talkin' about Helen?
- Yes, sir.
1044
01:13:27,755 --> 01:13:30,868
- I've always admired you, Mr. Bolton--
- You said that. Sit down, Ronnie.
1045
01:13:30,892 --> 01:13:33,737
Now, suppose you tell me
everything you know.
1046
01:13:33,761 --> 01:13:36,890
- Well, all I know is--
- And slowly.
1047
01:13:37,398 --> 01:13:39,836
Well, all I know is
we had a date tonight,
1048
01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:41,879
and I showed up with
a tie and everything...
1049
01:13:41,903 --> 01:13:44,381
and I asked her why
she was standin' me up.
1050
01:13:44,405 --> 01:13:46,383
Then she started ravin'
about winnin' medals...
1051
01:13:46,407 --> 01:13:49,453
and how she had to go to Washington
or you'd lose your job.
1052
01:13:49,477 --> 01:13:51,434
And then
she started bawlin'.
1053
01:14:02,990 --> 01:14:08,019
Oh, hi, Daddy. Aunt Martha's at her garden
club, but your dinner's on the stove.
1054
01:14:08,796 --> 01:14:12,096
I seem to be coming down
with a cold.
1055
01:14:12,633 --> 01:14:15,479
Uh, how come you never told me
you hated horse shows?
1056
01:14:15,503 --> 01:14:19,747
What? Who told you that?
1057
01:14:20,408 --> 01:14:22,888
Ronnie told me that.
1058
01:14:24,979 --> 01:14:27,024
Oh, Daddy.
1059
01:14:27,048 --> 01:14:30,678
And, uh, what's
this nonsense about, uh...
1060
01:14:31,252 --> 01:14:33,764
my losing my job?
1061
01:14:33,788 --> 01:14:38,442
It isn’t nonsense, Daddy.
I heard what Mr. Dugan said at Lakeville.
1062
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:41,265
I didn't mean to listen.
I just heard.
1063
01:14:46,267 --> 01:14:50,272
Well, I don't care
what Mr. Dugan said.
1064
01:14:52,006 --> 01:14:54,518
You know,
a job's just a job.
1065
01:14:54,542 --> 01:14:57,487
But what's here at home...
1066
01:14:57,511 --> 01:15:00,287
between--
1067
01:15:02,183 --> 01:15:04,161
That's what's important.
1068
01:15:04,185 --> 01:15:07,746
I mean, that's important.
I'm not gonna lose that.
1069
01:15:12,126 --> 01:15:14,868
You're not gonna ride
in any more horse shows.
1070
01:15:18,766 --> 01:15:20,723
Oh, Daddy.
1071
01:15:22,903 --> 01:15:26,965
- Daddy, I can get to Washington.
- No.
1072
01:15:27,608 --> 01:15:31,579
Suzie-- She's coming over here.
She was gonna work with me all week.
1073
01:15:32,213 --> 01:15:34,524
- Daddy, if I practice--
- No!
1074
01:15:34,548 --> 01:15:37,527
- Even if I want to?
- Now, listen, you try to con me...
1075
01:15:37,551 --> 01:15:40,764
I'm gonna take you across
my knee like I used to.
1076
01:15:40,788 --> 01:15:43,700
- You never took me over your knee.
- Well, I should have.
1077
01:15:43,724 --> 01:15:47,285
Now, you, uh, wipe that smeary face
and get outside.
1078
01:15:47,862 --> 01:15:50,507
Ronnie's waiting on you.
1079
01:15:50,531 --> 01:15:53,922
But I look terrible, and he’s
wearing a tie. I'm not even dressed.
1080
01:15:54,468 --> 01:15:58,848
Somehow I don't think
it'll matter. Now, go on.
1081
01:16:06,547 --> 01:16:10,693
Daddy, will we have
to sell Aspie?
1082
01:16:10,718 --> 01:16:14,077
Are you kidding? Of course, we're not
selling Aspie. He's a member of the family.
1083
01:16:21,632 --> 01:16:22,833
Ronnie!
1084
01:16:28,336 --> 01:16:33,342
Well, Herbie, I wonder
how the market is...
1085
01:16:34,108 --> 01:16:37,578
for slightly used
vice presidents.
1086
01:16:48,956 --> 01:16:51,768
- So?
- He's fine.
1087
01:16:51,792 --> 01:16:55,038
- Only a few scratches. That's all.
- Good, good.
1088
01:16:55,062 --> 01:16:58,771
Now all I have to do is figure out how
to feed him on my unemployment check.
1089
01:16:59,367 --> 01:17:02,644
- You'll find a way.
- I do have one angle.
1090
01:17:03,170 --> 01:17:06,322
I'm thinking of joining the circus
as a bareback rider.
1091
01:17:06,841 --> 01:17:09,903
Don’t knock it. Aspie and I went over
a seven-foot wall this afternoon.
1092
01:17:09,927 --> 01:17:11,254
Seven feet?
1093
01:17:11,278 --> 01:17:13,770
And one inch!
The police measure everything.
1094
01:17:18,719 --> 01:17:20,931
Aspie went seven feet.
1095
01:17:20,955 --> 01:17:24,641
I personally went ten feet
for a flash finish into a lath house.
1096
01:17:25,226 --> 01:17:28,878
You will tell me, old boy, won't you,
when you plan to, uh, stop that fast again?
1097
01:17:29,463 --> 01:17:31,708
- Fred?
- Yeah?
1098
01:17:31,732 --> 01:17:35,157
Supposing Aspie did make it.
To Washington, I mean.
1099
01:17:35,703 --> 01:17:38,281
No, no, no. Helen's through
riding in horse shows.
1100
01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:40,283
And I'm through
on Madison Avenue.
1101
01:17:40,307 --> 01:17:42,886
Stop feeling sorry
for yourself and listen.
1102
01:17:42,910 --> 01:17:44,137
Sorry for myself?
1103
01:17:44,161 --> 01:17:48,258
Supposing Aspie were entered
in the open jumper championship.
1104
01:17:48,282 --> 01:17:50,327
Why do you say
I'm sorry for myself?
1105
01:17:50,351 --> 01:17:53,810
Because I like you.
Because I like Helen.
1106
01:17:54,355 --> 01:17:58,007
I like Aunt Martha and Aspie
and Herbie and the whole insane setup.
1107
01:17:58,592 --> 01:18:01,482
And maybe I have an idea
to save it. That's all.
1108
01:18:01,962 --> 01:18:05,523
You know, you look rather fetching
when you get all steamed up like this.
1109
01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:10,640
Listen. Do you have any idea how
many horses there are...
1110
01:18:11,338 --> 01:18:14,262
in this whole wide world
that can jump seven feet?
1111
01:18:14,742 --> 01:18:19,157
A handful. Aspie may have the stuff
to go for the biggest prize of all.
1112
01:18:19,847 --> 01:18:23,659
- The open jumper championship.
- That's impossible. He's a kid's horse.
1113
01:18:23,684 --> 01:18:25,662
I mean, just because he was
on the lam from the cops--
1114
01:18:25,686 --> 01:18:27,664
If he did it once,
he can do it again.
1115
01:18:27,688 --> 01:18:30,749
And if he made it to Washington
as an open jumper--
1116
01:18:31,258 --> 01:18:33,937
Wow! That's
really big league.
1117
01:18:33,961 --> 01:18:38,740
And you get a thousand times more publicity
than with Helen in a junior class, right?
1118
01:18:39,467 --> 01:18:41,445
Well, sure, but--
1119
01:18:41,469 --> 01:18:44,548
Aspercel,
open jumper champion.
1120
01:18:44,572 --> 01:18:48,133
How would Allied Drug like that
for a subliminal commercial?
1121
01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:51,895
You know, you might be
in the wrong business.
1122
01:18:52,413 --> 01:18:56,304
- Is it a deal then?
- Yeah, it's a deal.
1123
01:19:00,387 --> 01:19:04,722
Well, you get
a good night's rest, Aspie.
1124
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:09,169
We've got big plans for you.
Good night.
1125
01:19:09,763 --> 01:19:13,076
Good night. Uh, so soon?
Can I buy ya a beer?
1126
01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:15,078
Uh, cup of coffee?
Glass of milk?
1127
01:19:15,102 --> 01:19:18,083
No. I want to get
a good night's rest myself.
1128
01:19:18,572 --> 01:19:21,724
We haven't much time.
I want to put Aspie in training tomorrow.
1129
01:19:22,243 --> 01:19:24,387
You really think
he has a chance?
1130
01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:27,472
Naturally I want to get
an expert opinion before we go too far.
1131
01:19:27,982 --> 01:19:30,227
Your opinion
is good enough for me.
1132
01:19:30,251 --> 01:19:33,530
There's one man who can
tell us in a minute. I want to get him.
1133
01:19:33,554 --> 01:19:36,273
Then get him.
You're the boss.
1134
01:19:39,660 --> 01:19:41,771
- Fred?
- Yeah?
1135
01:19:41,795 --> 01:19:44,741
I'm sorry I said you were
sorry for yourself. I didn't mean it.
1136
01:19:44,765 --> 01:19:46,904
Yes, you did, and I was.
1137
01:19:50,938 --> 01:19:53,216
- Oh, uh, S.J., uh--
-Yes?
1138
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:55,685
- J-just one question.
- Yes?
1139
01:19:55,709 --> 01:19:57,787
Why are you being
so helpful?
1140
01:19:57,811 --> 01:19:59,990
- Hmm?
- Well, I mean--
1141
01:20:00,014 --> 01:20:02,859
Uh, who are you
doing all this for?
1142
01:20:02,883 --> 01:20:06,660
- Couldn't be Helen. She's out of it now.
- I guess so.
1143
01:20:07,254 --> 01:20:10,200
Not Tom Dugan.
You don't know him.
1144
01:20:10,224 --> 01:20:12,569
No. No, that's true.
1145
01:20:12,593 --> 01:20:14,771
Not Aunt Martha, is it?
1146
01:20:14,795 --> 01:20:17,040
No. No, it's not Aunt Martha.
1147
01:20:17,064 --> 01:20:19,643
No, no.
1148
01:20:19,667 --> 01:20:23,581
Well, I guess that only
leaves one conclusion, doesn't it?
1149
01:20:24,204 --> 01:20:27,856
Yeah, I guess it does.
1150
01:20:28,442 --> 01:20:30,183
I must be doing it
for the horse.
1151
01:20:33,314 --> 01:20:35,992
- I like you, S.J.
- I must go.
1152
01:20:36,016 --> 01:20:41,045
Helen and, uh, Aunt Martha
and Herbie like ya too, S.J.
1153
01:20:41,822 --> 01:20:44,302
Good night.
1154
01:20:47,428 --> 01:20:50,887
The whole family
likes ya, S.J.!
1155
01:21:04,578 --> 01:21:08,264
- This will have to be moved
about 18 inches.
1156
01:21:08,849 --> 01:21:10,760
- Hi, Daddy!
- Hi, honey.
1157
01:21:10,784 --> 01:21:13,229
I got tied up at
the office. Am I late?
1158
01:21:13,253 --> 01:21:15,265
No, you're just in time.
They're gonna try him now.
1159
01:21:15,289 --> 01:21:17,267
Yeah, for what?
The pole vault?
1160
01:21:17,291 --> 01:21:20,659
- That thing looks ten feet high.
- No more than five-and-a-half feet, Daddy.
1161
01:21:21,195 --> 01:21:23,173
Isn't this the craziest?
1162
01:21:23,197 --> 01:21:25,508
- Is that the expert fellow out there?
- Yeah, that's him.
1163
01:21:25,532 --> 01:21:28,645
Wait till you meet him. He's so handsome
you're gonna go all swoony.
1164
01:21:28,669 --> 01:21:30,780
I'll try to bear up.
Where's Suzie?
1165
01:21:30,804 --> 01:21:33,023
She's in the barn with Aspie.
1166
01:21:37,311 --> 01:21:39,990
Hey, you sure
this guy's an expert?
1167
01:21:40,014 --> 01:21:42,525
He used to be
on the United States Equestrian Team.
1168
01:21:42,549 --> 01:21:44,761
Now he's
a professional coach.
1169
01:21:44,785 --> 01:21:48,237
He knows more about jumpers
than practically anybody around.
1170
01:21:48,261 --> 01:21:49,265
Hmm.
1171
01:21:49,289 --> 01:21:53,203
Uh, Mr. Madison?
I'd like you to meet my father.
1172
01:21:53,827 --> 01:21:56,751
- Oh!
- Daddy, this is Archer Madison.
1173
01:21:57,231 --> 01:21:59,776
- How do you do, Mr. Bolton?
- Mr. Madison.
1174
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:02,646
I've been looking over your horse.
If he's as good over the fences...
1175
01:22:02,670 --> 01:22:04,714
as he looks in the stall,
you might have something.
1176
01:22:04,738 --> 01:22:06,716
Well, good, good.
I hope so.
1177
01:22:06,740 --> 01:22:09,319
Here they come!
1178
01:22:09,343 --> 01:22:12,589
I’ll check with you later.
1179
01:22:12,613 --> 01:22:15,555
- Archer Madison?
- Isn't he devastating, Daddy?
1180
01:22:15,579 --> 01:22:16,712
Devastating.
1181
01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:21,517
Hey, he's-- He's the one
that Suzie almost got, uh--
1182
01:22:21,541 --> 01:22:22,993
I know. She told me.
1183
01:22:26,827 --> 01:22:30,286
How could she ever have
cooled it with anyone so gorgeous?
1184
01:22:30,831 --> 01:22:33,443
Well, if she cooled it,
it looks like he's heating it up again.
1185
01:22:33,467 --> 01:22:37,335
Oh, Daddy, he's just giving her some
last-minute instructions.
1186
01:22:37,938 --> 01:22:40,650
Maybe that's what it looks like
to you, but if you ask--
1187
01:22:40,674 --> 01:22:43,359
What-- what do you mean,
instructions? About what?
1188
01:22:45,813 --> 01:22:49,352
- Hey! What is she doing?
- Well, she's gonna ride him.
1189
01:22:49,376 --> 01:22:50,438
Suzie?
1190
01:22:50,931 --> 01:22:53,251
All the top riders were
booked for Washington.
1191
01:22:53,275 --> 01:22:54,864
So it had to be Suzie
or else.
1192
01:22:54,888 --> 01:22:57,033
Well, that fence
is too high for her.
1193
01:22:57,057 --> 01:23:01,301
Daddy, Suzie knows what
she's doing, really.
1194
01:23:08,535 --> 01:23:10,647
Now, watch your rhythm.
1195
01:23:10,671 --> 01:23:13,349
Rhythm. That's what
these placing poles are all about.
1196
01:23:13,373 --> 01:23:15,351
After the brush
there are three beats.
1197
01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:17,560
One, two, three!
1198
01:23:24,485 --> 01:23:26,180
You got left behind.
Try it again.
1199
01:23:29,823 --> 01:23:32,303
What is he doing now?
He's raising it higher!
1200
01:23:37,798 --> 01:23:40,165
Remember what
those cavallettis are for.
1201
01:23:43,971 --> 01:23:45,666
That's better.
1202
01:23:53,715 --> 01:23:55,650
You're behind the motion.
Get with the horse.
1203
01:23:55,675 --> 01:23:56,878
- Right.
- Watch it!
1204
01:24:04,513 --> 01:24:06,558
Are you all right, Suzie?
You're sure?
1205
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,772
- Yes, I'm all right. I'm all right, Fred.
- You hurt?
1206
01:24:08,796 --> 01:24:11,608
It was so stupid of me.
Could we try it again, Archer?
1207
01:24:11,632 --> 01:24:13,610
- Yes, of course.
- Try--
1208
01:24:13,634 --> 01:24:16,786
Nothing doing! The whole deal is off.
What are you trying to do, kill her?
1209
01:24:17,304 --> 01:24:19,415
I'm merely trying to help her
get to Washington...
1210
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:21,607
which for some mysterious reason
she seems to want.
1211
01:24:22,045 --> 01:24:23,800
Now, come on, Suzie.
I'll give you a leg up.
1212
01:24:23,824 --> 01:24:24,989
Suzie! Suzie!
1213
01:24:25,013 --> 01:24:28,631
- I don't think you should.
- I'm all right, Fred, really.
1214
01:24:30,884 --> 01:24:32,862
- Now, knees tighter this time.
- Okay.
1215
01:24:32,886 --> 01:24:34,864
I'll get it good this time.
1216
01:24:34,888 --> 01:24:38,017
She's okay, Daddy.
Come on.
1217
01:24:41,995 --> 01:24:44,134
All right, Suzie.
Get with it now.
1218
01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:06,729
That's much better.
1219
01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:08,585
Okay, that'll be enough.
1220
01:25:21,935 --> 01:25:25,081
Well, what do you think, Archer?
1221
01:25:25,105 --> 01:25:27,750
I think you've been doing
too much teaching and not enough riding.
1222
01:25:27,774 --> 01:25:31,369
But you still
have a talent.
1223
01:25:31,945 --> 01:25:36,155
It's a 300-to-1 shot,
but she does have a chance.
1224
01:25:36,817 --> 01:25:39,696
And if you want me to help, I will.
The decision is yours.
1225
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:43,281
Well, come on, young lady.
Let's cool off this horse of yours.
1226
01:25:51,832 --> 01:25:54,444
On to Washington, Freddie?
1227
01:25:54,468 --> 01:25:57,347
Suzie, I can't let you risk your neck
to save mine with Tom Dugan.
1228
01:25:57,371 --> 01:26:01,001
You're just afraid that
Aspie and I will be a flop.
1229
01:26:01,575 --> 01:26:04,554
Are you demented?
I think you're both great.
1230
01:26:04,578 --> 01:26:07,357
Then you're afraid you won't
be able to sell Mr. Dugan.
1231
01:26:07,381 --> 01:26:09,759
Oh, that's no problem.
I mean, it's a natural, but--
1232
01:26:09,783 --> 01:26:13,754
Then let's stop horsing around.
On to Washington, Freddie?
1233
01:26:16,456 --> 01:26:19,202
On to Washington, Suzie.
1234
01:26:19,226 --> 01:26:20,967
Good.
1235
01:26:57,965 --> 01:27:01,242
Oh! Isn’t this
beautiful, Freddie?
1236
01:27:01,768 --> 01:27:04,080
Yeah, yeah, this is
the big league, all right.
1237
01:27:04,104 --> 01:27:07,085
♪
1238
01:27:07,574 --> 01:27:09,552
Ladies and gentlemen...
1239
01:27:09,576 --> 01:27:13,001
welcome to the Washington
International Horse Show.
1240
01:27:18,785 --> 01:27:21,798
Circling the ring now
in the tallyho coach...
1241
01:27:21,822 --> 01:27:25,827
are the distinguished judges
for this evening's events.
1242
01:27:36,069 --> 01:27:37,938
- Does jumping start now?
- I don’t know.
1243
01:27:37,963 --> 01:27:39,767
No, ma'am. These are just
the opening ceremonies.
1244
01:27:39,791 --> 01:27:40,535
Ceremonies.
1245
01:27:40,559 --> 01:27:42,815
The first jumping class
doesn't start till later.
1246
01:27:46,646 --> 01:27:49,092
Uh, stay here, everybody.
I'm gonna see if Suzie needs anything.
1247
01:27:49,116 --> 01:27:51,594
Freddie, sit down.
You just saw Suzie ten minutes ago.
1248
01:27:51,618 --> 01:27:54,508
- You'll only make her nervous.
- Yeah, right, right.
1249
01:27:54,988 --> 01:27:57,033
During the next
seven days and nights...
1250
01:27:57,057 --> 01:28:01,301
over 120 class competitions
will be held in this arena.
1251
01:28:01,962 --> 01:28:04,140
Among the classes
to be judged tonight...
1252
01:28:04,164 --> 01:28:07,759
class 56, ladies,
hunter under sidesaddle.
1253
01:28:10,303 --> 01:28:14,251
Class 105,
Tennessee walking horses.
1254
01:28:16,710 --> 01:28:19,989
A special event, ladies and gentlemen...
1255
01:28:20,013 --> 01:28:24,553
the Forest Hill Hunt Club
with their prize-winning pack of hounds.
1256
01:28:31,925 --> 01:28:34,170
By the end of the week,
ladies and gentlemen...
1257
01:28:34,194 --> 01:28:37,903
we will have determined the grand
international open jumper champion.
1258
01:28:38,498 --> 01:28:41,866
This award will be given to the horse that
has won the greatest number of points..
1259
01:28:42,402 --> 01:28:45,214
In the entire
open jumper division.
1260
01:28:45,238 --> 01:28:48,515
In these classes,
each knockdown is four faults.
1261
01:28:49,042 --> 01:28:52,410
Touches without a knockdown,
no penalty.
1262
01:28:52,946 --> 01:28:56,314
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
class 72...
1263
01:28:56,850 --> 01:28:59,328
open jumpers, bonus point.
1264
01:28:59,352 --> 01:29:03,630
Okay. Okay, everybody.
Suzie's event. Fingers.
1265
01:29:04,291 --> 01:29:07,682
Our first exhibitor,
number 111, Ann's joy...
1266
01:29:08,228 --> 01:29:11,789
owned and ridden
by Miss Ellen Farrell.
1267
01:29:14,401 --> 01:29:16,855
Lieutenant Mario Lorendo
at your service, senorita.
1268
01:29:16,879 --> 01:29:18,110
Suzie Clemens.
1269
01:29:31,284 --> 01:29:34,743
- Your first international?
- Yes.
1270
01:29:35,288 --> 01:29:38,656
- I'm very nervous.
- This is my sixth international.
1271
01:29:39,192 --> 01:29:42,662
And I am very nervous too.
1272
01:29:53,473 --> 01:29:56,385
Number 171, eight faults.
1273
01:29:56,409 --> 01:30:00,971
- Eight faults, eight faults.
- The next exhibitor, number 744...
1274
01:30:01,681 --> 01:30:04,794
the Chilean champion,
Rascala...
1275
01:30:04,818 --> 01:30:07,685
owned and ridden
by Lieutenant Mario Lorendo.
1276
01:30:17,564 --> 01:30:21,774
- Isn't he a beautiful horse, Daddy?
- Beautiful horse.
1277
01:30:56,203 --> 01:30:59,355
- He’s terribly good, isn’t he?
- Terribly.
1278
01:31:10,217 --> 01:31:14,256
Number 744, Rascala, four faults.
1279
01:31:14,888 --> 01:31:18,165
- I-is Suzie next?
- No, ma'am. She's the last entry.
1280
01:31:18,692 --> 01:31:20,797
- Last entry.
- Just keep 'em crossed, Aunt Martha.
1281
01:32:11,444 --> 01:32:14,482
Number 117, eight faults.
1282
01:32:14,801 --> 01:32:17,144
If Suzie doesn't come on soon,
I'm gonna be a basket case.
1283
01:32:17,168 --> 01:32:19,735
And now, the last exhibitor,
1284
01:32:19,759 --> 01:32:22,616
- number 320, Aspercel...
- Already?
1285
01:32:23,356 --> 01:32:26,314
owned by Miss Helen Bolton,
ridden by Miss Suzie Clemens.
1286
01:32:26,793 --> 01:32:28,898
Okay, Aspie, let's go.
1287
01:32:36,503 --> 01:32:39,894
Whoa.
1288
01:32:52,886 --> 01:32:54,581
Come on, Aspie.
Show "em how.
1289
01:34:13,959 --> 01:34:15,545
Well, coach?
1290
01:34:15,569 --> 01:34:17,580
I didn't particularly like
that third fence, Suzie.
1291
01:34:17,604 --> 01:34:19,845
You took a chance with it,
but you got away with it.
1292
01:34:27,847 --> 01:34:32,387
Number 320, Aspercel,
ridden by Miss Suzie Clemens...
1293
01:34:33,086 --> 01:34:35,364
a clean round,
no faults.
1294
01:34:35,388 --> 01:34:37,366
- No faults!
- Daddy, no faults!
1295
01:34:37,390 --> 01:34:39,835
Of course, no faults!
That's my girl Suzie.
1296
01:34:39,859 --> 01:34:42,671
- Yeah!
- Ladies and gentlemen...
1297
01:34:42,695 --> 01:34:47,292
the winner in class 72,
open jumpers, bonus point...
1298
01:34:48,001 --> 01:34:52,563
first place, number 320, Aspercel,
ridden by Miss Suzie Clemens.
1299
01:34:58,077 --> 01:35:00,656
- Congratulations, senorita.
- Thank you!
1300
01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:03,160
- Wasn't he a doll?
- You both were.
1301
01:35:21,601 --> 01:35:23,913
Is it all over?
Is she the champion?
1302
01:35:23,937 --> 01:35:25,509
This is just a preliminary
round, ma'am.
1303
01:35:25,534 --> 01:35:27,251
- She gets five points for this win.
- Five points.
1304
01:35:27,276 --> 01:35:29,302
- There's still six days to go.
- Six days.
1305
01:35:30,134 --> 01:35:31,502
I hope I make it.
1306
01:36:38,444 --> 01:36:42,506
- Good luck, pal. Hello.
- Hi.
1307
01:36:43,149 --> 01:36:45,127
Helen decided you and I
should have dinner.
1308
01:36:45,151 --> 01:36:48,364
Oh, Freddie, why don't
you go to a restaurant and eat sensibly?
1309
01:36:48,388 --> 01:36:50,366
I'm too jumpy
to eat sensibly.
1310
01:36:50,390 --> 01:36:53,053
Everybody thinks I'm becoming
completely unglued, you know that?
1311
01:36:53,077 --> 01:36:54,629
You really are, aren't you?
1312
01:36:55,397 --> 01:36:57,710
No, no. Only when I see
you go over those fences.
1313
01:36:58,231 --> 01:37:00,910
I go over
every one of them with you.
1314
01:37:00,934 --> 01:37:03,646
I'm getting psychological
saddle sores from watching.
1315
01:37:03,670 --> 01:37:05,648
- Oh.
- Open your mouth.
1316
01:37:05,672 --> 01:37:07,650
- Big bite. Open your mouth. Come on.
- Oh, no.
1317
01:37:07,674 --> 01:37:09,950
There ya go.
1318
01:37:16,382 --> 01:37:19,625
You know, you're the only woman
I've ever met who looks beautiful chewing.
1319
01:37:25,558 --> 01:37:28,619
Uh, Suzie, I--
1320
01:37:29,128 --> 01:37:32,905
Maybe I should wait on the moonlight
and music bit, but, uh--
1321
01:37:33,499 --> 01:37:36,560
I, uh--
1322
01:37:37,070 --> 01:37:40,105
Every time I see ya go over those fences
I figure I better hurry.
1323
01:37:40,129 --> 01:37:42,583
- But I--
- No, no, no, no. Don't stop me,
1324
01:37:42,607 --> 01:37:44,683
because I might never get this out.
1325
01:37:45,345 --> 01:37:48,269
- Suzie--
- Ah! Good luck, senorita.
1326
01:37:48,748 --> 01:37:50,893
- Good luck, Mario.
- Senor?
1327
01:37:50,917 --> 01:37:52,995
- Yeah, yeah.
- Buena suerte.
1328
01:37:53,019 --> 01:37:56,098
Ah, gracias, gracias.
1329
01:37:56,122 --> 01:37:59,012
- Suzie?
- Yes?
1330
01:37:59,492 --> 01:38:01,971
- Suzie--
- Suzie, Mr. Bolton.
1331
01:38:01,995 --> 01:38:04,976
They just posted
tonight's course. It's a monster.
1332
01:38:05,465 --> 01:38:08,833
These first two fences are easy,
but the third one is a--
1333
01:38:09,369 --> 01:38:11,498
I think you better pay
a little attention, young lady.
1334
01:38:11,522 --> 01:38:12,983
Fred, I'm sorry.
1335
01:38:13,467 --> 01:38:16,178
No, no, go ahead. I just
came to wish you good luck--
1336
01:38:16,202 --> 01:38:18,162
As I say, the first one is easy.
1337
01:38:18,186 --> 01:38:19,955
- Watch going into the second.
- And share dinner.
1338
01:38:19,979 --> 01:38:21,607
Don't let him pick up
too much speed.
1339
01:38:22,209 --> 01:38:25,136
Now, as soon as you land,
you take a sharp turn to the right.
1340
01:38:25,161 --> 01:38:27,896
You're gonna need all the impulsion
you can get over this third one.
1341
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:30,699
Now, the fourth one-- that's pretty
straight, but you've still got to watch--
1342
01:38:30,723 --> 01:38:33,647
Look at the size of this spread.
1343
01:38:34,127 --> 01:38:35,856
Ever seen a spread
that size before?
1344
01:38:42,802 --> 01:38:44,847
Hey, Freddie!
Just the guy I'm lookin' for!
1345
01:38:44,871 --> 01:38:48,150
Come on, Alex. I wanna get
a shot of you and Dugan right here.
1346
01:38:48,174 --> 01:38:50,152
- Well!
- How do you do? How do you do?
1347
01:38:50,176 --> 01:38:52,755
- Glad you could make it.
- I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.
1348
01:38:52,779 --> 01:38:55,703
- You know my wife?
- How do you do, Mrs. Dugan?
1349
01:38:56,182 --> 01:38:58,494
We're gonna knock 'em
dead tonight.
1350
01:38:58,518 --> 01:39:00,496
Aren’t we gonna knock 'em
dead tonight?
1351
01:39:00,520 --> 01:39:02,631
We're gonna try to
knock 'em dead tonight.
1352
01:39:02,655 --> 01:39:04,667
- I'll see you.
- Yes.
1353
01:39:04,691 --> 01:39:08,116
Freddie, where'd you go?
Come here. Freddie!
1354
01:39:10,663 --> 01:39:12,741
Ladies and gentlemen...
1355
01:39:12,765 --> 01:39:17,043
we have reached the climax
of the Washington International Horse Show.
1356
01:39:17,704 --> 01:39:20,594
The next event
will be a jump-off...
1357
01:39:21,074 --> 01:39:24,186
between Aspercel and Rascala.
1358
01:39:24,210 --> 01:39:28,044
In this week's competition,
these two finalists...
1359
01:39:28,648 --> 01:39:31,960
have tied in total points.
1360
01:39:31,984 --> 01:39:35,818
Thus, the winner of this event will be
the grand champion jumper...
1361
01:39:36,422 --> 01:39:39,813
of the Washington
International Horse Show.
1362
01:39:40,359 --> 01:39:43,863
For this event, we have departed from
the standard jumping course...
1363
01:39:44,430 --> 01:39:48,230
by adding the great wall
as a final barrier.
1364
01:39:48,835 --> 01:39:52,114
In case of a tie,
the wall will be raised...
1365
01:39:52,138 --> 01:39:55,350
- for a second jump-off against the clock.
- Excuse me, please.
1366
01:39:55,374 --> 01:39:58,412
In just a moment now,
the open jumper grand championship.
1367
01:39:58,911 --> 01:40:02,973
- How's Suzie?
- Oh, calm as-- Well, this is it, isn't it?
1368
01:40:03,616 --> 01:40:06,328
- Certainly is.
- Yep.
1369
01:40:06,352 --> 01:40:09,465
Ladies and gentlemen,
our finalists have flipped a coin.
1370
01:40:09,489 --> 01:40:14,177
And number 320, Aspercel, ridden by
Miss Suzie Clemens, will be first to go.
1371
01:40:21,667 --> 01:40:25,729
All right, meatball. It's a little tougher
than the others, but you can do it.
1372
01:41:46,619 --> 01:41:50,715
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.
1373
01:41:51,357 --> 01:41:54,536
Aspercel, ridden
by Miss Suzie Clemens...
1374
01:41:54,560 --> 01:41:56,779
has a clean round,
a perfect score.
1375
01:42:01,567 --> 01:42:05,777
Now, our second finalist,
number 744...
1376
01:42:06,439 --> 01:42:09,830
Rascala, ridden by
Lieutenant Mario Lorendo.
1377
01:42:59,892 --> 01:43:03,840
Ladies and gentlemen, remember,
there are no penalties for touches.
1378
01:43:04,463 --> 01:43:09,412
Rascala and Lieutenant Mario Lorendo,
a clean round, a perfect score!
1379
01:43:10,169 --> 01:43:14,823
We have another tie. In a few moments,
there will be a second jump-off.
1380
01:43:26,953 --> 01:43:28,830
Look what they're doing
to the wall.
1381
01:43:28,854 --> 01:43:33,917
Now the great wall
ls being raised to a height of seven feet.
1382
01:43:34,694 --> 01:43:36,872
Nobody's gonna
get over that thing alive.
1383
01:43:36,896 --> 01:43:39,374
- Relax, Daddy.
- Relax, relax.
1384
01:43:39,398 --> 01:43:42,140
Look who's talkin',
the program twister.
1385
01:43:46,038 --> 01:43:47,733
Stay.
1386
01:43:55,448 --> 01:43:57,459
Good luck,
Senorita Suzie.
1387
01:43:57,483 --> 01:43:59,194
Good luck, Lieutenant Mario.
1388
01:43:59,218 --> 01:44:02,197
In this second jump-off,
ladies and gentlemen...
1389
01:44:02,221 --> 01:44:05,612
time taken to complete the course
will be the deciding factor...
1390
01:44:06,158 --> 01:44:09,471
if both horses have
equal faults or clean rounds.
1391
01:44:09,495 --> 01:44:12,007
First to go will be Rascala...
1392
01:44:12,031 --> 01:44:13,897
- ridden by Lieutenant Mario Lorendo.
- Whoa.
1393
01:45:06,118 --> 01:45:09,622
Ladies and gentlemen, Rascala
and Lieutenant Mario Lorendo...
1394
01:45:10,189 --> 01:45:12,167
four faults.
1395
01:45:12,191 --> 01:45:16,162
Time: 37.6 seconds.
1396
01:45:20,299 --> 01:45:23,223
Now, our second contender...
1397
01:45:23,702 --> 01:45:26,888
Aspercel, ridden
by Miss Suzie Clemens.
1398
01:45:51,397 --> 01:45:53,475
- Is she out?
- Four faults.
1399
01:45:53,499 --> 01:45:57,003
- Now it's against the clock.
- And she still has the wall.
1400
01:46:15,788 --> 01:46:18,268
Beautiful!
Clock?
1401
01:46:31,070 --> 01:46:34,290
Ladies and gentlemen, Aspercel,
owned by Miss Helen Bolton...
1402
01:46:34,807 --> 01:46:37,018
and ridden by
Miss Suzie Clemens...
1403
01:46:37,042 --> 01:46:39,932
four faults!
1404
01:46:40,412 --> 01:46:43,525
Time: 37 point--
1405
01:46:43,549 --> 01:46:46,792
- Point what?
- Point two seconds!
1406
01:46:47,319 --> 01:46:50,265
Point two seconds!
Look, honey, we won!
1407
01:46:50,289 --> 01:46:53,714
Aspie! Aspie!
1408
01:46:54,260 --> 01:46:57,305
- Congratulations, senorita.
- Thank you.
1409
01:46:57,329 --> 01:46:59,808
Ladies and gentlemen,
the first prize and trophy...
1410
01:46:59,832 --> 01:47:03,291
for the grand champion
open jumper goes to Aspercel.
1411
01:47:55,221 --> 01:47:59,556
You know, you could do a lot worse
than making Fred Bolton a partner.
1412
01:48:00,226 --> 01:48:02,470
- Hmm?
- Never mind. I'll tell ya later.
1413
01:48:02,494 --> 01:48:04,679
Come on.
Come on, honey.
1414
01:48:10,803 --> 01:48:14,115
Come on, come on.
Let's go.
1415
01:48:14,139 --> 01:48:16,710
Excuse me.
1416
01:48:20,679 --> 01:48:25,628
Here, let me have that, will ya, honey?
Nice goin' there.
1417
01:48:26,385 --> 01:48:29,275
- Come on, Alex.
- Come on, Daddy!
1418
01:48:34,026 --> 01:48:35,721
Come on, Alex.
Get one.
1419
01:48:40,733 --> 01:48:42,711
Yes, thank you. Thank you.
1420
01:48:42,735 --> 01:48:44,465
Yes, we did rather well
out there.
1421
01:48:44,489 --> 01:48:46,202
All right, folks, can we get
a little room here, please?
1422
01:48:46,226 --> 01:48:47,614
I want to get a picture
of the little lady with--
1423
01:48:47,638 --> 01:48:48,656
Get it, Alex.
Right here.
1424
01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:50,027
Sorry, Mr. Dugan.
1425
01:48:50,844 --> 01:48:53,054
Good. All right, now where's the
fellow with the silver soup bowl?
1426
01:48:53,078 --> 01:48:55,090
- Harry, Harry, you got the silver thing?
- Right over here.
1427
01:48:55,114 --> 01:48:56,809
Yeah. Come on, honey.
Come on, sweetheart.
1428
01:49:04,189 --> 01:49:07,250
I'll take that, sir. Here.
Take it right-- Hey, congratulations!
1429
01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:11,219
- My boy, I told you we'd make it.
- Congratulations, Freddie.
1430
01:49:11,764 --> 01:49:13,942
That's it. Very nice.
Oh, General, good--
1431
01:49:13,966 --> 01:49:15,944
- Lieutenant.
- Lieutenant General.
1432
01:49:15,968 --> 01:49:18,847
- No, just Lieutenant.
- Yeah, all right.
1433
01:49:18,871 --> 01:49:20,849
All right, come on.
Let's get you over here.
1434
01:49:20,873 --> 01:49:23,685
- By the man, that's it.
- Ah, yes.
1435
01:49:23,709 --> 01:49:26,388
Okay, that's a good one.
Go.
1436
01:49:26,412 --> 01:49:29,950
Now, I want a picture of me personally with
the little girl that jumped the big wall!
1437
01:49:30,516 --> 01:49:32,757
Right over here!
1438
01:49:34,853 --> 01:49:37,766
Congratulations, Mr. Bolton.
This must be a very big night for you.
1439
01:49:37,790 --> 01:49:42,580
- Well, it's, uh-- It is. It is.
- Good night, sir.
1440
01:49:43,329 --> 01:49:45,774
Shall I take him
to his stall, Mr. Bolton?
1441
01:49:45,798 --> 01:49:48,449
Uh, no, I'll take him.
I'll take him.
1442
01:49:51,637 --> 01:49:55,699
Come on. Let's get a little
closer there, folks, for a picture.
1443
01:49:56,342 --> 01:50:00,085
Come on, Aspie. Let's, uh, open up
some oats and celebrate.
1444
01:50:00,679 --> 01:50:03,124
Okay, now, this way, everybody!
Good, good. One more.
1445
01:50:03,148 --> 01:50:06,925
One more. Don't move.
Don't move. One more.
1446
01:50:13,826 --> 01:50:16,871
Well, Aspie, you did it.
1447
01:50:16,895 --> 01:50:20,141
Won the big event.
1448
01:50:20,165 --> 01:50:22,793
Well, saved my job,
the Allied Drug account.
1449
01:50:25,471 --> 01:50:29,009
So how come
I feel so miserable?
1450
01:50:29,575 --> 01:50:31,441
Feel like we won the battle
and lost the war.
1451
01:50:36,815 --> 01:50:39,494
So there you are.
1452
01:50:39,518 --> 01:50:42,497
- Well, hello there and congratulations.
- And where were you?
1453
01:50:42,521 --> 01:50:45,400
Oh, uh, here, there.
I was, uh...
1454
01:50:45,424 --> 01:50:47,869
standing among your admirers,
waiting to congratulate you.
1455
01:50:47,893 --> 01:50:49,904
- That's enough.
- Oh, you were, were you?
1456
01:50:49,928 --> 01:50:52,440
Yes, yes, I was there,
but you were, uh, tied up.
1457
01:50:52,464 --> 01:50:56,879
I'm sorry, Freddie. Everything happened
so fast. I was looking for you.
1458
01:50:57,569 --> 01:51:00,493
It was no wonder you couldn't see me
with your Mr. Madison...
1459
01:51:00,973 --> 01:51:03,651
smothering you with
those victory kisses.
1460
01:51:03,675 --> 01:51:06,654
Oh, Freddie!
1461
01:51:06,678 --> 01:51:10,683
You really are an ever-faithful,
true-blue, cornball type.
1462
01:51:11,316 --> 01:51:14,411
- Cornball?
- I'm so happy I could cry.
1463
01:51:14,920 --> 01:51:17,532
That was just my way
of thanking Archer.
1464
01:51:17,556 --> 01:51:20,735
Without him, we wouldn't
have won or anything.
1465
01:51:20,759 --> 01:51:23,854
- Yeah?
- That's all. I promise.
1466
01:51:24,363 --> 01:51:27,378
Now, wasn't there something
terribly important...
1467
01:51:27,866 --> 01:51:30,912
that you wanted
to tell me...
1468
01:51:30,936 --> 01:51:34,082
but never got
the chance to?
1469
01:51:34,106 --> 01:51:36,518
Yes, there was.
1470
01:51:36,542 --> 01:51:38,586
Yes, there is.
1471
01:51:38,610 --> 01:51:40,942
Come here.
Come here. Suzie.
1472
01:51:43,449 --> 01:51:45,960
- Suzie?
- Mm-hmm.
1473
01:51:45,984 --> 01:51:49,409
- I'm gonna talk fast. Suzie, I--
- Suzie! Daddy!
1474
01:51:49,955 --> 01:51:52,367
We've been looking
all over for you!
1475
01:51:52,391 --> 01:51:55,281
- I--I'll come back later.
- No, no, honey. Honey, come back now.
1476
01:51:55,761 --> 01:51:58,890
And you started the whole thing,
so don't give me that fake surprise bit.
1477
01:51:59,398 --> 01:52:01,576
- He finally got around to it.
- Finally.
1478
01:52:01,600 --> 01:52:04,579
Oh! Suzie,
I'm so happy for you.
1479
01:52:04,603 --> 01:52:07,081
Daddy!
When's the wedding?
1480
01:52:07,105 --> 01:52:08,801
- The wedding?
- The wedding?
1481
01:52:08,825 --> 01:52:10,230
Oh, Daddy.
1482
01:52:10,254 --> 01:52:12,293
Well, you made it a
pretty short courtship.
1483
01:52:12,811 --> 01:52:14,789
Does save a lot of dialogue
though, doesn't it?
1484
01:52:14,813 --> 01:52:18,459
Hey, Freddie, come on! Dugan wants pictures
of everybody with the soup bowl here.
1485
01:52:18,484 --> 01:52:21,563
Get the trophy. Suzie, you hold it.
Let's get you right close to the horse.
1486
01:52:21,587 --> 01:52:24,732
That's it. In closer.
Beautiful. Stay like that.
1487
01:52:24,756 --> 01:52:27,435
Come on. Everybody close
together. Alex, you set now?
1488
01:52:27,459 --> 01:52:30,702
Look this way like
a big happy family.